+2,463Dudes, before you make her too angry, remember, females have more experience cleaning up blood stains, amirite?
+408If what you feared most was a boggart, then wouldn't the boggart turn into its original form, therefore allowing itself to be seen? amirite?
+312It's odd to think that someone could be your "number 1" but to them, you are their "number 23", amirite?
+448It could be fun to condition a child, through birth to the end of high school, to speak only in Shakespearean English, then release them to college and the rest of the world, amirite?
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+317Some people are so stupid they couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel, amirite?
+3,801I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle." amirite?
+225If you had enough money you would move out of your parents house as fast as a jack rabbit on meth. amirite?
+521My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the fuck’s really going on down there? Who is the real hero? amirite?
+427It's depressing only 67% of American youth know who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, while 98% know who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Amirite?
+680"I did! I did see mommy kissing Santa Clause! And I'm gonna tell my dad!" Stupid kid, don't tell your dad! Make sure Santa knows you have this information and then send him a revised Christmas list, amirite?