I saw a black kid running down the street wearing Nikes and holding a huge tv in his arms. For a second I thought it was mine, but then I remembered: mine wears Adidas. amirite?
@johnsontabitha I'm black and some racist jokes r funny not gonna lie but this one is not right

If this one crosses your line, I can't imagine what "racist" jokes you approve of.
"There once was a black man"
everyone: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
you: too far man. too far

AIDS patients: Don't fuck with them, amirite?

-Are you sure we shouldn't fuck with them?
-I'm not just sure, I'm HIV Positive.

it's sad that Facebook is getting shutdown. It's even more sad that we will have to settle for myspace. amirite?

Teller of untruths, your pants have combusted

Since apparently women are meant to be in the kitchen, then men should be outside tending to the lawn. That's fair. Not them sitting on the couch and eating their fucking lives away. amirite?
@The_easter_bunny whats the point of you being in the kitchen if were not going to be on the couch waiting?

if we're in the kitchen, how are we supposed to work and get money. That means you have to be the one to work, otherwise we lose the house, including the damn kitchen

If you are what you eat, then Lord Voldemort was a unicorn, amirite?
@pokemonmaster1127 i think you mean he who must not be named....

Fear of the name only increases fear of the thing itself.

Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Regret nothing. This is the way to live life, amirite?

Don't tell me what to do GRANDPA

Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Regret nothing. This is the way to live life, amirite?
Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Regret nothing. This is the way to live life, amirite?
@Prosopagnosia What I really don't get is why so many people voted "Yeah You Are" on this.

This site is mostly populated by girls who think they're deep, but they're not. It's similar to the people that only listen to the most obscure indie music thinking that it's so good that "common frat boys" won't appreciate its value, when in all reality, it's a load of shit.

Either that, or it's like that quote by B.o.B. that plagued Facebook a couple months ago. You know, that one about airplanes and shooting stars and MaKiNg♥A♥wIsH.

Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Regret nothing. This is the way to live life, amirite?
@track_star Go fuck yourself.

Are you seriously getting pissed off over that comment? Does this post actually mean that much to you?
If you are honestly that inspired by this post, then go on facebook, look at any preppy 15-year-old girl's profile, and look at her "About Me". I'm sure you'll be feeling warm and fuzzy again in no time.

Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Regret nothing. This is the way to live life, amirite?

Ew. The overall "look how cheery and bubbly I am!" effect that is strived for here kind of makes me wanna punch babies. Then again... I ALWAYS wanna punch babies. :)

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Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Regret nothing. This is the way to live life, amirite?

Take a dump. Tell someone to go fuck themselves. Date your best friend's mom. Say swear words. Spend all your cash on drugs. Have sex with someone random. Be sexy. Say screw you. Swear out loud. Laugh at stupid people. Make little kids cry. Don't apologize to the parents. Tell someone how to be mean. Tell a 13-year-old girl what you think of her stupid post. Stab someone until their stomach hurts. This is the way to live life, amirite?

As weird as it is...you used to think the "teenage" version of Simba in the Lion King was kinda hot, amirite?