If this one crosses your line, I can't imagine what "racist" jokes you approve of.
"There once was a black man"
you: too far man. too far
-Are you sure we shouldn't fuck with them?
-I'm not just sure, I'm HIV Positive.
Teller of untruths, your pants have combusted
if we're in the kitchen, how are we supposed to work and get money. That means you have to be the one to work, otherwise we lose the house, including the damn kitchen
Fear of the name only increases fear of the thing itself.
Don't tell me what to do GRANDPA
If this is how you live your life, then how do you afford internet?
This site is mostly populated by girls who think they're deep, but they're not. It's similar to the people that only listen to the most obscure indie music thinking that it's so good that "common frat boys" won't appreciate its value, when in all reality, it's a load of shit.
Either that, or it's like that quote by B.o.B. that plagued Facebook a couple months ago. You know, that one about airplanes and shooting stars and MaKiNg♥A♥wIsH.
Are you seriously getting pissed off over that comment? Does this post actually mean that much to you?
If you are honestly that inspired by this post, then go on facebook, look at any preppy 15-year-old girl's profile, and look at her "About Me". I'm sure you'll be feeling warm and fuzzy again in no time.
Ew. The overall "look how cheery and bubbly I am!" effect that is strived for here kind of makes me wanna punch babies. Then again... I ALWAYS wanna punch babies. :)
Take a dump. Tell someone to go fuck themselves. Date your best friend's mom. Say swear words. Spend all your cash on drugs. Have sex with someone random. Be sexy. Say screw you. Swear out loud. Laugh at stupid people. Make little kids cry. Don't apologize to the parents. Tell someone how to be mean. Tell a 13-year-old girl what you think of her stupid post. Stab someone until their stomach hurts. This is the way to live life, amirite?