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The real reason many gay men choose to stay in the closet so long is because they have to find the perfect outfit to come out in,
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Courage_Wolf
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Daoism: Shit happens. Hinduism: This shit happened before. Buddhism: When this shit happens, is it really shit? Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage. Catholics: if shit happens, I guess I deserved it. Atheist: There is no shit going on. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me? Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, knock, shit’s happening on your door-step,
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I saw a black kid running down the street wearing Nikes and holding a huge tv in his arms. For a second I thought it was mine, but then I remembered: mine wears Adidas.
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I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."
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White people like fireworks because they make the suburbs sound hardcore,
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JohnLocke
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When you have multiple animals around/on you, you feel like mother nature,
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Only in Grand Theft Auto can you shoot a cop in the head and then hide behind a bush for 10 seconds and they call off the whole search for you.
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It sucks when you have a button up shirt and the gaps in between the buttons are so big that you have to choose between looking like a Mormon and looking like a cheap whore,
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Norma
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You are capable of doing anything in the world while you're listening to "Eye of the Tiger",
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Amish_Allosaurus
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Children's laughter creates more energy than children's screams,
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Amirite: "Hey Joe, that was a really funny joke
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it made my day!" Joe: "Thank you!" Amirite: "Did you make it up?" Joe: "No, actually my frien--" Amirite: "Fuck off.",
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WillAkana
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Sometimes, you just hear a song and think, "I need to play this when I'm having sex,"
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LoveAndLetGo
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People in the bathroom: If the doors are locked chances are someone is in it. So that doesn't mean keep trying to push the door open or poke your head under the stall to see if someone is in it. Just go to a different one!
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xxdrummer15
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Oh you remember when an Apple was just a fruit? Well that's funny because you're 15 and Apple has been around since the 70's,
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Anonymous
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Cats were once worshipped as gods. They have never forgotten this,
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