I like this one better.
Worlds shortest horror story:
To kill a mockingbird
Katara: "Aang... We need to teach you water bending.."
Aang: "NO FUCKING WAY I DO WHAT I WANT."
OMG found this on MuggleNet:
In St. Mungo’s, when they are going to visit Mr. Weasley- 'They climbed a flight of stairs and entered the "Creature-Induced Injuries" corridor, where the second door on the right bore the words 'DANGEROUS' DAI LLEWELLYN WARD: SERIOUS BITES.' If you put these words on a sign, they would read:
Dai Llewellyn Ward
Take the first word of each of these and what do you get get? Creature Dangerous Dai Serious? No - Kreacher dangerous, Die Sirius...
1 is too many
Aren't you a little young to be sponsoring African children?
I'm sorry Anthony, but what the fuck? This doesn't even make an ounce of sense. Wait, you're British. It doesn't make 28.3495231 grams of sense.
By "old fashioned" you mean "racist"?
you act like they said "THAT'S TWO GODDAMN DIFFERENT FUCKING BOOKS BITCH!!!"
How about PTBDCOECTGHS-OTD, or "Polarthebear's Dry Criticism of Every Comment to Get High Scores-Of the Day?"
My friend's dad grew up in the town of Enis and people were always speculating that somebody should add a P to the "Now entering Enis" sign.
So he and his friends took a can of spray paint and made it "Now entering Enisp."
Oh, and also: "Joshie, why put meatballs in the salad?" "Why NOT put meatballs in the salad?"
"Eighth planet from the sun!" "They have eight now?"
"I SAW MERCURY, THEN VENUS, I SAW THE EARTH, THEN MARS, I SAW JUPITER, THEN SATURN, URANUS, NEPTUNE..."
"So I just kept on applying the ointment...and eventually the rash went away."
"Did you do something to my brownies?" "Oh yeah, Josh, I LIVE to sabotage baked goods."
"I hate you." "...I know."
"I hate teenagers." "Oh yeah, we're the worst."
"Do you know what it's like to go two weeks without girls?" "...Yes...yes, I do." "Oh, right. Sorry."
"And the most important thing is to be yourself." "...Unless you're Josh."
girls without muscles are dead.