Worlds shortest horror story: The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. Amirite?

I like this one better.

Worlds shortest horror story:
President Santorum.

To [verb] the [animal] - Congratulations, you've just created a metaphor about masturbating! amirite?

To kill a mockingbird

The less you use swear words, the more power they have when you do use them. amirite?
@Prosopagnosia Avatar needs to learn this...

Katara: "Aang... We need to teach you water bending.."
Aang: "NO FUCKING WAY I DO WHAT I WANT."

Cannibals have a cup of Joe every morning for breakfast, amirite?
Anonymous +59Reply
The best books to reread are the Harry Potter books because then you can see all the crazy foreshadowing you missed when reading them the first time. Like in Chamber of Secrets: "holy shit, Harry feels close to the diary because they're both Horcruxs, how did I miss that?", amirite?

OMG found this on MuggleNet:

In St. Mungo’s, when they are going to visit Mr. Weasley- 'They climbed a flight of stairs and entered the "Creature-Induced Injuries" corridor, where the second door on the right bore the words 'DANGEROUS' DAI LLEWELLYN WARD: SERIOUS BITES.' If you put these words on a sign, they would read:

Creature-Induced Injuries
Dangerous
Dai Llewellyn Ward
Serious Bites

Take the first word of each of these and what do you get get? Creature Dangerous Dai Serious? No - Kreacher dangerous, Die Sirius...

Anonymous +43Reply
There's too many versions of the Bible, amirite?

1 is too many

Animal testing may be wrong, but letting thousands of people die from possibly curable diseases is worse. amirite?
god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?

I'm sorry Anthony, but what the fuck? This doesn't even make an ounce of sense. Wait, you're British. It doesn't make 28.3495231 grams of sense.

You would date a black guy, amirite?
Ok English teacher, I get that you're being open-minded and not racist, but having a boy read the part of Juliet or the one black kid in class read the slave auctioneer is uncomfortable for the whole room, amirite?
@1090156

you act like they said "THAT'S TWO GODDAMN DIFFERENT FUCKING BOOKS BITCH!!!"

Anonymous +42Reply
I always hear people say, "I'm not a racist, but-" but never the other way around. It would be funny to hear someone say,"I am a racist, but the black kid at school is a fucking legend.", amirite?
@1074459

How about PTBDCOECTGHS-OTD, or "Polarthebear's Dry Criticism of Every Comment to Get High Scores-Of the Day?" hmm smilie

Let's play scrabble: PESNI. You got spine, right? Like hell, you dirty pervert, amirite?

My friend's dad grew up in the town of Enis and people were always speculating that somebody should add a P to the "Now entering Enis" sign.
So he and his friends took a can of spray paint and made it "Now entering Enisp."

Peruvian Puff Peppers: Only found in South Ah-mur-e-ka, amirite?
@JustASmallTownGirl "Go get me a snow con!" "It's CONE." "Whatever." "That dog just tried to snack on my face!" "I repeat words for...

Oh, and also: "Joshie, why put meatballs in the salad?" "Why NOT put meatballs in the salad?"

"Eighth planet from the sun!" "They have eight now?"

"I SAW MERCURY, THEN VENUS, I SAW THE EARTH, THEN MARS, I SAW JUPITER, THEN SATURN, URANUS, NEPTUNE..."

"So I just kept on applying the ointment...and eventually the rash went away."

"Did you do something to my brownies?" "Oh yeah, Josh, I LIVE to sabotage baked goods."

"I hate you." "...I know."

"I hate teenagers." "Oh yeah, we're the worst."

"Do you know what it's like to go two weeks without girls?" "...Yes...yes, I do." "Oh, right. Sorry."

"And the most important thing is to be yourself." "...Unless you're Josh."

Girls with muscles are not hot, amirite?

girls without muscles are dead.

Anonymous +56Reply