+376Manholes are round to prevent the escape of square-shaped monsters, amirite?
+443Even if being gay was a choice, why do you think that you get to make the choice for me, amirite?
+426You hate the really obvious posts on this site. Some of them sound like Miss America contestants! "Pizza would be a lot better if it cured cancer and made people accept gays and lesbians. And ended world hunger. For the children." amirite?
+761I'd be fun to go to Lowe's with a bucket of Legos and asked the manager if we could build something together, amirite?
+2,735Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?
+184Unless the service was really terrible, don't even bother going out to eat if you're not going to leave at least a 15% tip, amirite?
+295If I was back in the Wild West, instead of carrying a six-gun, I'd carry a soldering iron. Then, if some cowboy said "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and everybody starts laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The Soldering Iron of Justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the Soldering Iron of Justice, amirite?
+3,413Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will cause someone to bring a gun to school and kill everybody, amirite?
+567A 4 year old, a 16 year old, and an 80 year old all come up with ideas of equal brilliance. The 4 year old is a child genius, the 80 year old is wise, and the 16 year old is a smart ass kid that got lucky. It's not fair, amirite?
+1,837"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse. amirite?
-209You would hate to end up living in one of those quaint little suburban neighborhoods, amirite?