+3,780When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for. amirite?
+2,529An international school teacher asks her students a question: "What is your opinion on food scarcity in other countries?" African Student: "What's food?" European Student: "What's scarcity?" American student: "What are other countries?" Chinese Student: "What's my own opinion?", amirite?
+29You know someone is ridiculously popular when they post their facebook status as "borreeeeed" and get 50 likes and comments. amirite?
+638If Anthony married half of the people that said they wanted to marry him, TLC would probably give him his own show, amirite?
+1,663Fuck Boy Scouts. Instead there should be MAN SCOUTS! Activities include tying knots WITH A PYTHON, pitching a tent MADE OF LATEX AND CYANIDE, and earning merit badges and pinning them to YOUR BARE NAKED, HAIRY TORSO. Girl scouts have cookies? That's cool. We've got SMOKED KRAKEN ON A STICK! Amirite?
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+1,187"You're tall. Do you play basketball?" "You're short. Do you run under tables and kick people's shins?", amirite?
+841"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Normal Person: "To get to the other side." Grandfather: "Back in my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road! We were told that it crossed the road, and that was it!" Dr. Seuss: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road. But why it did, I've not been told!", amirite?
+5,024Why does facebook give me the option to 'like' my own status? Of course I like my status, I'm fucking hilarious. And sexy. amirite?