+624I love having a Windows computer because every time I click on something, it gives me an extra ten minutes before it actually loads, thus giving me time to maybe use the bathroom, or write a poem. amirite?
+754Science teachers/other people always say that life couldn't exist on other planets, because they have no water or oxygen. Who ever said that all life is like ours? They could have formed from other things and live on things that would easily kill us, amirite?
+690When you cry no one comforts you. When you're happy no one celebrated with you. When you need to be heard no one listens. But fart just one time... amirite?
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+279You can tell your Mum's in a bad mood when she tells you to do jobs you don't usually have to do, amirite?
+563If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don’t eat it: It’s probably poison. amirite?
+615You are unable to watch TV unless the volume is at an even number, or multiples of five, amirite?
+1,559"Let's play a game! I'm not going to tell you any of the rules or the object of the game. You won't be aware when you begin. You will learn the rules as you go from various people, but it is up to you to decide what the object of the game is. The game will be either really fun or really miserable, depending on how you play." This is life. Amirite?
+1,320You're curious as to how they get all of the photos for textbooks. Do they have an archive, or is there a big photo shoot day? "Okay! We need a mother in a wheelchair and a daughter with brown hair painting a kitchen wall yellow at a 45 degree angle! Make it happen," amirite?