It's pretty stupid how when people are morbidly obese and labeled "handicapped", they basically have to do less. Hell, why not make them walk longer in the parking lot? Amirite?

They should make an obese section in the back of all parking lots. That way, the fattys get to burn a few extra calories everyday, and the front of the parking lot won't be so full.

In 2007 I learned how to do the Soulja Boy. 2008, The Stanky Leg. 2009, I was Jerkin'. In 2010 I learned how to Dougie. What insane dance will 2011 bring? amirite?

The John Wall!!!!!!

Waking up to a massive spider with it's unholy demon spawn would scare the everloving shit out of you, amirite?

I just like this post because it has the phrase "everloving shit" in it.

You should never call a girl a 'cunt.' amirite?

Just tell her you'll see her next Tuesday instead.


Whispering something you say can change everything. For example, "I like kids." amirite?

Copied from Last Comic Standing!

You get more pissed when the person that pissed you off in the first places asks you "Are you pissed?", amirite?

"You mad, Bro?"

Anyone who's an atheist just hasn't heard of Pascal's Wager, amirite?

If there is a God, and Christians are right when they say He has plans for each one of us, wouldn't that mean that Atheism has to be a part of those plans? If he made everyone with a plan, and that plan is unwavering like people claim, doesn't that mean that He would have had to put Atheism into some people's plans, otherwise it wouldn't be here?

It would suck if you were born with no arms or legs and your parents named you Matt, amirite?

Or if you had no arms or legs and they named you Russel and put you in some leaves

It's sad how it's gone from "I'm going to" to "I'm gonna" to "Imma", amirite?

I finna

When people say 'POTD' you kinda yell in your head 'PEEOEDAY', amirite?

I pronounce it "potted" in my head

Facebook is like my fridge: I check it on the hour even if I know nothing's changed, and I can always see parts of my friends of whom I've gotten a little tired, amirite?

Jeffrey Dahmer would be pleased

It's pretty weird to think that future generations will talk about Will Smith and be talking about the one in karate kid and not his dad the fresh prince, amirite?

The one in Karate Kid is Jayden Smith

singing in the shower and wondering why the hell you haven't released an album yet?! amirite?

Gee, I wonder if this was taken from Facebook

In kindergarten, you could never get enough water with "1-2-3-thankyou". amirite?

for us it was "1-2-3- you're done"

Never use superlatives in a post because there's always going to be that annoying commenter saying something along the lines of "Yeah, I'm pretty sure cancer is worse.", amirite?

For some reason the first time I read this, I got "Never use superlaxatives" and was confused. Then, I read it again and it made more sense.