They should make an obese section in the back of all parking lots. That way, the fattys get to burn a few extra calories everyday, and the front of the parking lot won't be so full.
The John Wall!!!!!!
I just like this post because it has the phrase "everloving shit" in it.
Just tell her you'll see her next Tuesday instead.
Copied from Last Comic Standing!
"You mad, Bro?"
If there is a God, and Christians are right when they say He has plans for each one of us, wouldn't that mean that Atheism has to be a part of those plans? If he made everyone with a plan, and that plan is unwavering like people claim, doesn't that mean that He would have had to put Atheism into some people's plans, otherwise it wouldn't be here?
Or if you had no arms or legs and they named you Russel and put you in some leaves
I pronounce it "potted" in my head
Jeffrey Dahmer would be pleased
The one in Karate Kid is Jayden Smith
Gee, I wonder if this was taken from Facebook
for us it was "1-2-3- you're done"
For some reason the first time I read this, I got "Never use superlaxatives" and was confused. Then, I read it again and it made more sense.