+234Sorry everyone, I am singlehandly the cause of the earthquake. I dropped my pants to pee and my dick dropped to the floor, amirite?
+1,635Special occasions must be decided based on how scared people are of things. Trees only get one day. Sharks get a week. Black people get a whole month, amirite?
+151An interesting theory: happiness is the sum of the number of things you COULD take for granted, amirite?
+290"Hours of endless fun" sounds cheesy and technically doesn't make sense. If the fun is endless, "Eons of endless fun" would be more accurate, but that sounds creepy like a non-stop merry-go-round covered in super glue, amirite?
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+401Suicide doesn't make any sense; it's like deciding to turn off a movie you liked because of one crappy scene. But the difference is, when you stop a movie, you can just choose another, or do something else. With suicide, you can't say, "Well, there goes that life. Let me have a second go." You threw away your only chance, the only thing you had, amirite?
+733Just saw a homeless guy yelling at his own shadow. Know what that means? 6 more weeks of recession, amirite?
+263Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. It comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday, amirite?
+336It's thrilling listening to music that was ahead of its time, like Vivaldi's Four Seasons, Beethoven's 3rd Symphony, Mozart's Requiem, and The Beatles' Abbey Road, amirite?
+2,909Firetrucks and ambulances would be much more effective if they were to replace that annoying siren with the song Move Bitch by Ludacris, amirite?