Girls, You hate it when you sit down to pee and somones been brutally murdered in your underwear, amirite?
@Retooser Okay, I'm a girl and I find this disgusting. I do not want to hear about other girls' period blood, I'm sorry.

Oh, see, I read it as you sit down to pee and suddenly see this random body in your bathroom, wearing your underwear, dead.
Odd how the mind works.

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?

Funny, whenever I'm in one of my rare moods to actually respond and continue their potassium conversation, they never answer...

I'm tired of all these inappropriate kids' songs, like the one about that whore Miss Mary Mack. But Ring Around the Rosie, now there's a wholesome, nonthreatening song, amirite?
You would cut an American flag in half for $5, amirite?
@But the thing is, you're not cutting up the ideas that stand behind the flag, you're just cutting up a piece of cloth.

No...you're not. You'd be 'just cutting up a piece of cloth' if you took scissors to a washcloth or something, but the American flag stands for more than that. That's the point.

For example, let's say someone spray-paints a Swastika on a building. What's the big deal? It's just paint on a wall. Well, it's a huge deal because of the idea behind it.

It sucks to live in the shadow of your older brother or sister. Imagine if Jesus Christ had a little brother or sister. How do you live up to THAT? amirite?
@WHY is it I can't go on this site without someone shoving their Christian beliefs down my throat?

Wow, I really missed that sublimal message. I mean, at first I just thought it was a harmless joke, and then I took another look and it was like BAM! YOU MUST CONVERT TO CHRISTIANITY.

Seriously, I hate it when people try to trick me with humour whilst actually shoving their beliefs down my throat. Sneaky bastards.

Even if "Friday" is a terrible song, it's sad how it has become acceptable for the entire internet to verbally abuse a 13 year old girl, amirite?

I understand people being able to voice their opinions about how much the video sucks, because God knows I've said the same.

Serious time
But what's truly ridiculous (and has happened with Bieber and many others, namely teen stars) is when people tell said person to kill themselves. That is /way/ too far. I don't care what anyone says. Black said in an interview that one commenter had told her to cut her wrists and die. There's no excuse for that.

Perfect little girls, huh? Well Professor, WHAT ABOUT THE FINGERS? amirite?
@Mein_Geist How in the Hell could they pick things up?

Pssh, they don't need to pick things up. Their hands have no fingers 'cause they're ready-to-use fists. Makes punching the crap out of there enemies easier, faster, and more effecient.

" If Aang is air, Katara is water, Toph is earth and Zuko is fire, does that make Sokka heart?"- Uncle Yo, amirite?

Sokka is boomerang-sarcastic-complaining-sword guy.
...I suppose 'heart' has a better ring to it.

Guys always wonder why girls go to the bathroom in groups. It's because it's nice to have your friends there to talk to you and keep you company so you dont have to pee in silence :) , amirite?

My 8th grade teacher told us it was an ingrained survival instinct for females to travel in packs. Less of a chance to get attacked, or raped...or something.
He was rather odd, in hindsight.

It's OK to be 12 years old. amirite?

Meh, looking back, my life as a 12 year old was just a blur. Along with my time as an infant, all of second grade, and whatever the hell happened last night.

If God doesn't exsist, then humans are just pointless masses of cells that have no purpose, and emotions are just chemicle reactions that don't mean anything, amirite?
@Alpha_Descartes As Albert Camus said "I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live...

I /hate/ when people use that argument. Don't get me wrong -- there are certain things about religion I respect, so I'm not snapping just because I'm a non-believer. But I see that argument to be incredibly cowardly.

It's like saying 'Oh, I believe in God 'cause I don't want to be screwed in the afterlife.' To me, that takes away everything I respect about religious followers and dumps it down the toilet.

But that's just me.

It would be awesome to go back to kindergarten as a 5 year old with all the knowledge you currently have and completely dominate, amirite?

I can only imagine you dominating as a tutor.
"What's 4*4, Jimmy?"
...Isn't learning fun?"

Crazy? I was crazy once. My parents locked me in a round room and told me to sit in the corner. Corner? I couldn't find one. That really bugged me. Bugs? I hate bugs, they drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once... amirite?

...What the hell is going on here? You have no idea how creepy it is to read the comments if you've never heard this...poem thing before o.o

It's led to some pretty awkward moments when a guy randomly holds out his hand expecting you know what to do, when you honestly have no clue. Should you high-five it, or hold it? amirite?

A teacher once held out his hand and my friend spit her gum into it, thinking he was mad she was chewing in class. Turns out he just wanted a piece of gum himself. Go figure.

...Which wasn't really what the post was talking about. But it's a cool story to me, bro.

If you were on your deathbed and all of your friends and family were around you, it would be awesome for your last words to be, "I left a million dollars in the...", amirite?
@its gonna be awkward if you don't die on time

Jimmy: "I left a million dollars in the...
"Bob: "In the what? THE WHAT, JIMMY?!"
(awkward pause)
Jimmy: "...Shit. I was supposed to be dead by now, goddammit!"