ThatIsSoFetch

If you could change something about your physical appearance, you probably would. amirite?

I don't know of a single workout to get rid of my side-fat.... Honestly, how does one have a flat stomach and abs, but fat jiggly "love handles"?? And to permanetly remove all of my hair except my head, eyebrows, and eyelashes. Also to have the same shad of skin everywhere (no tan lines, no redness, no dark circles)

You weigh less than 200lbs. amirite?

peer pressure 5'3 and 110 pounds...

It's weird that today some four year olds can get a driver's license. amirite?

Yesterday my dad walked up to me and said "A friend of mine from college turned 12 today!" and it took me a while to figure out what he was talking about

you have some kind of discomfort right now, amirite?

I'm slowly falling off my bed :/

You flirt with your friends of the opposite sex even though you'd probably never date half of them, amirite?

Sorry guys... It gets awkward when they ask us out expecting us to say yes because we flirt, and turning them down. Probably should stop it...

"Canada" isn't real. "Canadians" are a myth. amirite?

Nope. These "Canadians" are actually Lastrugonian giants out to eat your face.

Most people hate Justin Bieber simply because of mob mentality, amirite?

I hated him when songs like Baby were popular, but I really like his more recent songs where his voice doesn't resemble Miley Cyrus...

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges, amirite?

It would be shallower. See, the water the sponges soak up is still in the ocean because it's still in the sponges. If you took the sponges out you would take thhe mass of EVERY sponge out.

The conditioner always runs out first because it is fluffier and less dense than shampoo, and thus less can be packed into the bottle. Mystery solved, amirite?
What color are you eyes is a one word answer. Is that you natural hair color is a one word answer. Not: "well around the rim they are," "they sometimes change colors," or, "well it was this color when I was little...", amirite?
@_Jojo_ Yeah, I was just saying because I was born with brown eyes.

When I was born my eyes were really blue, I think it's kind of funny now because they ended up being a very dark hazel.

If you watch a really intense show or read a really intense book for more than a few hours, you get really stressed out, amirite?

The Hunger Games put me into a depression until I had all 3 finished. That's some intense shit.

It makes no sense why the ~ symbol is on your keyboard instead of a more commonly used one, like a degree sign or bullet point, amirite?

I think it's so 5th graders can be creative before writing their name. Such as: ~Abby or something...

What color are you eyes is a one word answer. Is that you natural hair color is a one word answer. Not: "well around the rim they are," "they sometimes change colors," or, "well it was this color when I was little...", amirite?
@_Jojo_ That's interesting, but It's probably why you have hazel eyes and not just plain dark brown ones.

Maybe so, but mine have ZERO blue. Just brown and a little green. I few of my friends have hazel eyes, but they've got a whole lot of blue.

If someone were to take your picture right now, it would either be really funny, or really boring, amirite?

... I'm sitting in my room wearing a towel as a shirt and some jeans. I think it would be both funny and boring.

it's not cruel at all and painless to clip a bird's wings, amirite?