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We've just assumed that Yoda spoke the way he did because of his species, but it's not impossible that he just had a weird speech impediment. amirite?

Prevents my stutter, it does

A real smart TV would sense you getting fat and telling you to go for a walk before turning itself off. amirite?

In ready player one the internet (tv in this case) only works when you have done enough exercise. That would be interesting.

Even without animals humans are perfectly capable of making cheese, amirite?

But it's only in quarter pounds

A moustache is a strip of hair on the lip so all cats have moustaches. amirite?
"Sherly Crow Lyric" has to be the shortest, yet trickiest tongue twister.. amirite?

Sheryl*, but you're right.

Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?

It is not the same, because attraction and attractiveness lie in the eyes of the beholder. Beauty is defined differently from person to person.
Whereas with money, you either have it or you don't.

If you walked in a straight line along the equator following the dawn at the same speed as the Earth rotates, the day would never end, but the date would change every 24 hours. amirite?
@SnooStories Let me just walk 1000mph

Just to be the man who walked 1000mph to fall down at your door

There are still billions of positions in chess that have never been reached yet. amirite?
@Cheytuflya To be precise, there's about 1e+40 possible positions

Yeah, its pretty crazy that we havent even reached a couple billion!

Wigs are technically hats, amirite?

Or are hats technically wigs?

Hate seeing fat parents with fat kids, amirite?
@It's a form of child abuse.

It really is though. So pathetic!

Your parents never want you to have sex but yet they want grand kids, amirite?
Pets will eat an entire bowl of dry food without taking a single drink of water but we have to take a drink every few bites, amirite?
We all owe 2019 a sincere apology, amirite?
We're all just weird people trying to be normal people, amirite?

Were all just animals calling each other people trying to act normal , and sometimes wheb its cold our scrotum gets stiff and shrinks

If you scroll far enough to the right in Excel, you can create every word in the English language. amirite?

You'll run out of processing power. I've broken excel a time or two. LOL.