+667It's awesome when the exact right moment comes up in a conversation for you to rattle off some random and otherwise useless facts you know. amirite?
+678I'm a time traveler. The only catch is that I have to travel through time at the same rate everyone else is going. amirite?
+487You're like an apple. Some hate you, some think you're good to look at, you're someone's favourite and you think you're unique because you're not a watermelon or a pineapple, but there are millions of apples just like you. You can't get everyone to like you just because you're good for them. But, the fruit salad will still be incomplete without an apple. So you're like an apple, amirite?
+365They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. But I think guns help because if you stand in the middle of a room and yell BANG, you're not going to kill very many people, amirite?
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+304People who take everything literally and refute everything you say with silly logic just suck the fun out of life, amirite?
+1,351Idea: if anybody ever points a gun at you, right before they kill you say some enigmatic shit like "the unicorns run more freely on the blue side" so they'll wonder what the hell you were talking about until the day they die, amirite?
+653people should not be laughed at for spending their time around the people that make them happy, no matter how weird those people are, amirite?