+74No one really gets what it's like to be immortal. They just say they want to live forever, but never really think about what that means in the long term. It's like playing a video game on the same save file and never stopping, ever. You've hit the level cap, you've become a god amongst men. Every dragon is slain, every quest and place is conquered. Then what? You want to stop playing? You can't, because you're immortal. Every being deserves a point at which the game ends.
+158It is nothing less than awesome that we, zombies, were named #40 in Joel Stein of TIME Magazine's top 100 Most Influential Things, amirite?
+96It's pretty awkward when you and your friends all agree to do something together (going to the gym, getting the latest video game, starting the apocalypse) and you're the only one that actually tries/does it.
+26Being alive, is too mainstream, but being dead is too. The only solution for a hipster is to become a zombie, amirite?