(It's my arm hair)

Oh my god BlacklightsAndQueens you can't just ask people if they eat fish.

Oh lord i think it might be the death of me

God get a room i dont want you spreading germs through the internet you know thats how the bubonic plague started.

You're welcome. It was unfair to see you so viciously attacked by these people; I had to stand up for you.

You can't arrest someone solely because they are a gigantic asshole, unfortunately.

I'm not a Pokemon trainer... yet.

I'm trying to follow the comments, but I have no clue what's going on. DAMMIT I'M AN OUTSIDER! Wait. That means I can chill with Darrel, Johnny, and Ponyboy. Wait. Johnny's dead. (cry2)

Fix a computer and all future problems will be your fault

Your words are like poetry.

They will be too busy getting thrown out of walmart

There are so many problems with this post that I don't even know where to start.

OP, you really have a loose grasp on psychology, don't you?

I'm interested to know when you made this choice to be straight. Because I'm straight, but I can tell you I sure as hell don't remember making a decision to be.

Well Lucyjoan, it's quite simple.

If you re-arrange the letters in 'No post of the day' You get 'foop tha dony dest'
If you type 'foop tha dony dest' in Google translate from English to simplified Chinese you with get 'foop THA dony DEST'. As you can see 'THA' and 'DEST' are capitalized for some reason. If you take the capitalized words and put them together, you get 'THADEST' which if said quickly sounds like 'The test'

Which I obviously just passed.