Strippers: It's annoying when you're talking to somebody at the strip club and they keep looking at your face. It's like, "Uh...my tits are down here." Amirite?
Women are like parking spots, The good ones are taken, and the rest are disabled. amirite?
Unicorns will have sex with anything, they're horny
Don't think apostrophes are important? Who're you? amirite?
(shrug): Then why didn't my spell check pick it up?
You hate it when you tell Santa what you want for Christmas and he tells you that you'll shoot your eye out, kicks you in the face, and pushes you down the slide, amirite?
Addendum added. Everybody love this stud's comment.
After finals, you always have dreams that you're in class missing some important stuff, amirite?
You're my Froot Loop in a world of Cheerios.
There should be a Post of the Year, voted from all the POTDs, amirite?
Then it would be POTY which is the toilet, which is fitting because the POTD is usually shit.
credit to BreakfastFan
You can't stand it when people say "lolz", amirite?
You're a magneficent bastard, haha.
Licking your lips at someone is a great way to tell them that you want to have sex, amirite?
works with your mom, OH SNAP!
" People People People!!! Please Pay Attention Please!!! " (All said and spit is flying) You know where this is from, amirite?
That's so _ Its the future I can see...