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Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday...Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard.
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"I drive like lightening." "You drive fast?" "No. I hit trees.",
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The three stages of sex in marriage-1. Tri-weekly 2. Try-weekly 3. Try-weakly.
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"Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Waldo, Not Waldo"--Where's Waldo Audiobook,
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Waitress: 'Do you have any questions about the menu?' Me: 'What kind of font is this?',
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If drumsticks are for playing drums, you would think that breadsticks would be for playing bread, wouldn't you? "Would you like some breadsticks?" "No, thank you, I don't play bread. I play drums. Perhaps I'll have a drum roll.",
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The best part of waking up is...nothing. Waking up sucks. Screw you, Folgers,
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I hate those little chocolates with the positive statements in them. Just once I want to open one and see "He's cheating on you," or "You eat because you're lonely.",
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for life. Give an octopus nunchuks, no one's eating fish ever again.
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They say 1 is the loneliest number, but I bet 0 is even lonelier. Not only is he a single digit; he's fat.
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You'd think that Hip-Hop music would have more bunnies in it, but no.
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Laughter is the second best medicine. The best medicine is medicine.
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I dispute those studies that claim people often die from smoking. My uncle smoked, and he only died once,
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I'd hate to be Rock, and have to come home and explain to my kids how I got beat by Paper.
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An only child invented the boomerang,
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