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Fat people are good roll models, amirite?

Ohh i get it. he didn't say ROLE models, he said ROLL models. As in like fat people are round so they ROLL.... i think

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Typical atheist family: ''Hey dad, I'm back from fucking a hooker, where's mom?'', ''She's out getting an abortion'', ''OK, I'll just go to my room'', ''Hold on son, there are 2 gay men having sex in there, wait until they're done'', ''OK'', amirite?

if you think this is how athiests are, then go to hell. or whatever you guys believe in.

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Pouring strawberry fanta on the legs of paraplegics will cure them. amirite?

Haha I don't get it..

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let me get two things straight, PEOPLE AND BUGS ARE NOT ANIMALS! people aren't animals because we are way to smart and we aren't wild. Do you see us going around eating other animals? Bugs are way too small to be and animal and they're too stupid to be one, if you don't agree, then there must be something wrong with you, it's stupid to think that people and bugs are animals, amirite?

awesomegirl is a totez troll, amirite?

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Boobs are not attractive on girls, amirite?

Girls have boobs?

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Using a confusing analogy is like driving a Jeep over a box of doughnuts, it just doesn’t make sense, amirite?

haha the people on the post are like dinosaurs ordering a big mac

TheRealCVerdes avatar TheRealCVerde +12Reply
let me get two things straight, PEOPLE AND BUGS ARE NOT ANIMALS! people aren't animals because we are way to smart and we aren't wild. Do you see us going around eating other animals? Bugs are way too small to be and animal and they're too stupid to be one, if you don't agree, then there must be something wrong with you, it's stupid to think that people and bugs are animals, amirite?
It's weird for a person to put McDonalds in the fridge and heat it up later, amirite?

its basically doing what they did to you.

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The bell at your school isn't actually a bell, amirite?

"WAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" I get up "Umm i dismiss you" "Oh shut up.."

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It was perfect that Jesus waited three days to come back to life. If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude... amirite?
It would suck to have a psychologist as a parent. Just imagine "CRAP! I spilled the orange juice on the floor!" "Good, and how does that make you feel?" amirite?

"Hey mom I'm pregnant.." "Oh okay look at this picture and tell me what the first thing that comes to mind is."

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Insecurity Guard: "Umm...Excuse me, Sir? Can you not... steal that... please? Umm... gosh. That wasn't very intimidating was it? Lemme try that again", amirite?
@I that an animal crossing joke lol?

Thats exactly what i thought of.. haha

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There's always that person whom you absolutely cannot stand texting/messaging because they seem to lack a personality through their words/writing. amirite?

i dnt no ne1 dat do tht lol

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