About me.

The Stooge, half bull, half bureaucrat, was born all alone in a barn in Belgium. There are still speculations whether the old worn-off woman or the feisty cow is his mother. Until there is any DNA-proof, authorities refuse to acknowledge him as a human being. Some say it is because of the high amount of tax money they would have to spend on adjusting public buildings, others say it might have something to do with his nicely formed horns.