+115You don't understand what would compel somebody to crap on the floor in a public restroom. It's like "I fucking spilled my god damned orange juice! I'm gonna take a shit on the floor!", amirite?
+511This morning I put Red Bull into my coffee maker instead of water and now I can see noises... amirite?
+797You'll never understand why websites require your password to have 8 numbers, 5 punctuation marks, 2 Greek letters and an elvish verb, amirite?
+148Imagine if everyone in Harry Potter was black.. "Aye bro! Watch it, imma pop a spell in yo ass.", amirite?
+964When doing geometry, you just want to yell "I have had it with these motherfucking shapes on this motherfucking plane!" amirite?
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+2,128My son just spoke his first words to me: 'Dad, where the fuck have you been the last 20 years?!' It was so cute, amirite?
+2,200Sir Dentist, my gums are bleeding because you're trying to saw them in half with a piece of floss, not because I don't take care of them, amirite?
+2,278So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Shes funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop, how cool is that for someone her age? amirite?
+317If the pen is mightier than the sword, then those 5-in-one multicolor pens must be the equivalent of an atomic bomb, amirite?
+1,631Special occasions must be decided based on how scared people are of things. Trees only get one day. Sharks get a week. Black people get a whole month, amirite?