Thewannabeguy22

School is good, the school system is bad. amirite?
@ChootEmChootEm As a teacher, I couldn't agree with you more.

Sadly I had teachers who didn't agree. And I guess many people had such teachers.

"The dead are always watching over you" can either sound threatening or comforting depending on the context, amirite?

I reckon that depends on how guilty you feel.

Most sticks are not sticky, amirite?
When men masterbate, they just throw away DNA. amirite?
@bloodfarts_mccarthy As if DNA is something to conserve?

idk what if instead of making duplicate DNA, it just takes the DNA and then.. leaves. We'd essentially be deleting ourselves

When men masterbate, they just throw away DNA. amirite?

If you met me you'd know this was a good thing 😃

When men masterbate, they just throw away DNA. amirite?
People having sex seem a lot happier than people having gender. amirite?

Hi gender, im dad

People having sex seem a lot happier than people having gender. amirite?
Early humans probably had tails but cut them off. amirite?
Pregnant women technically have eight limbs, thus making them arachnids, amirite?
@Iamalgend What if they're carrying twins?

Guess I'm a centipede/spider hybrid now.... Still doesn't help me walk any faster!

School is good, the school system is bad. amirite?

Comrade, we agree

Birth babies and take them to college for your parents. amirite?
Waking up at 7:58 AM seems early but waking up at 8:02 AM feels perfectly normal. amirite?
The Earth is blue and there is nothing you can do about it, amirite?

That's what you think.

When you donate just the right amount of blood, an erection could kill you, amirite?

Just the wrong amount of blood