Thewannabeguy22

School is good, the school system is bad. amirite?

Comrade, we agree

School is good, the school system is bad. amirite?
@ChootEmChootEm As a teacher, I couldn't agree with you more.

Sadly I had teachers who didn't agree. And I guess many people had such teachers.

If dogs had lifespans closer to those of a human (60+ years), then chances are, not many people would keep them as pets. amirite?

There are a huge number of people, millions, who keep parrots and they live as long as people

If you ever feel stupid always take a moment to remember that some people think birds aren't real. amirite?
@Nlphbtsms Pretty sure it's all a joke

I mean, there are people that think the Earth is flat, so uh, don't underestimate human stupidity.

All those different knots were probably figured out by people with some kind of rope and a lot of boredom, amirite?

I use about 10 continually working on ships.

The rest are probably as you say.

Being an answer to "who's your bestfriend?" security question is the next level of friendship. amirite?

Also, next of kin and emergency con5act for your children

When you donate just the right amount of blood, an erection could kill you, amirite?

Just the wrong amount of blood

Waking up at 7:58 AM seems early but waking up at 8:02 AM feels perfectly normal. amirite?
Most sticks are not sticky, amirite?
The Earth is blue and there is nothing you can do about it, amirite?

That's what you think.

We probably use the first word ever spoken by a human multiple times a day without ever realising it is the oldest one. amirite?
Child porn is slowly being introduced to society, amirite?

It's weird american "culture" seeping it's way into more educated places.

Pregnant women technically have eight limbs, thus making them arachnids, amirite?
@Iamalgend What if they're carrying twins?

Guess I'm a centipede/spider hybrid now.... Still doesn't help me walk any faster!

People having sex seem a lot happier than people having gender. amirite?
People having sex seem a lot happier than people having gender. amirite?

Hi gender, im dad