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Why is it calling sleeping with someone when you're not actually sleeping? It just makes it awkward when you say you were sleeping with someone when you were actually sleeping, amirite?
Every word is an acronym if you look hard enough, amirite?

Evil = every villain is lemons!

Why does Micheal Jackson like shopping at Kohl's? Cause the little boys pants are half off, amirite?

Why don't they let micheal Jackson in Khol's?
Because he's dead...

Let's play scrabble: PESNI. You got spine, right? Like hell, you dirty pervert, amirite?

Next round: RAEP give up? It's PEAR!

@DropXDead And you'd put it on if it was on fire because...

You don't set your chapstick on fire before putting it on? Maybe I'm the only one...

you had the best imaginary friend, amirite?

His name was pretend friend Len

Why isn't religion pointless? Humans can teach morals without religion. Humans can have great lives without religion (E.g., Sweden is mostly atheistic). What is the point of religion (especially to theists, but atheists can comment as well)?
@JohnJillky Why is no god scary?

No God means nobody is making sure everyone ends up where they're supposed to be. It would make me wonder why the bad stuff happens and what the point is, but I trust in him enough that I can come to terms with a bad situation. I guess everyone has some sort of comforting beliefs, whether it be in God, science, or whatever else.

Women can do anything men can do, except we can do it in heels. amirite?
@AtheisticMystic Let's see you change a tire.

I have actually had to schange a tire in heels and a dress because none of the men in the car knew how to.

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
Using "big ol' " to describe something makes you sound like a hick, amirite?

Imma take a big 'ol rake and take a big 'ol swing and knock you on your big 'ol hind quarters

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
Lady Gaga's song "You and I" is absolutely genius because she changes the state on the radio wherever it's playing, amirite?
If someone asks you if you are crying, you should respond by saying, "No, I'm impersonating a fountain.", amirite?

My Eyeballs are just a little sweaty today

Rlaely it dseon’t mtater waht I witre yuo’ll sitll uantrednsnd it!

Heh saidnf dnskka grasnnd jsjek ehha?

If you were to become a famous entertainer, would you use your birth name or use a stage name? If a stage name, what would it be?

Robin sparkles