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Why is it calling sleeping with someone when you're not actually sleeping? It just makes it awkward when you say you were sleeping with someone when you were actually sleeping, amirite?
@DropXDead And you'd put it on if it was on fire because...

You don't set your chapstick on fire before putting it on? Maybe I'm the only one...

British people are awfully touchy about the whole "Philosopher's Stone" to "Sorcerer's Stone" thing, amirite?
Let's play scrabble: PESNI. You got spine, right? Like hell, you dirty pervert, amirite?

Next round: RAEP give up? It's PEAR!

You either live in, have been to, or are from Ohio. amirite?

I do not live in, have never been to, and am not from Ohio.

Every word is an acronym if you look hard enough, amirite?

Evil = every villain is lemons!

If you insert a tampon you're no longer a virgin, amirite?

On the TSS thing it says that you are still a virgin if you use tampons

If you think about it, Barney Stinson's theories can actually be applied in real life. amirite?

To do list:
1. Buy bar
2. Name bar "puzzles"
3. When people ask why I named it so, state "that's the puzzle."

Sometimes when you're under a lot of stress you strip down to your underwear, sit in the bathtub, and pee on yourself, amirite?

Who takes the time to go to the bathtub?

I love black clocks. You read that wrong, amirite?

i read it as "i love to dance naked around my room singing Justin Bieber songs to my chinchilla"

Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the Snookie of the cereal world, amirite?

I don't even know how to respond to that logic...

After emo, scene, and hipster, you're kind of scared to see what the next trend will be, amirite?
Pretty much everyone wants to get married someday, amirite?

Not Barney Stinson

You're in a room by yourself right now. Or at least, you assume that I'm not standing behind you, scheming your death. amirite?

The fact they that was anonymous makes it so much creepier

Being a doctor must be way more exciting than being a dentist, because if someone gets sick or is having a baby on a plane or something, you can help them and be the hero. But if you're a dentist, I doubt this ever happens: OH GOD THIS PERSON HAS A CAVITY! IS ANYONE HERE A DENTIST!? amirite?
@OMG, THIS MAN HAS UNUSUALLY HIGH ARCHES, IS ANYONE HERE AN ORTHOPEDIST?!

That could also call for a podiatrist depending on what arches you're talking about... wary smilie