TheycallmeStan

To err is human. To not know what to err means is American, amirite?

And to make jokes about how dumb Americans are to make up for their own incompetence is European.

New way to get most loved comment? Correct 'future' to '*futer'. Works every time. amirite?
Keep your inside jokes out of here... HAHAH amirite, Steve?!

Just remember.. DON'T SNIFF THE FRUIT SALAD!!

Keep your inside jokes out of here... HAHAH amirite, Steve?!
@I really don't get it

HAHAHAHA!!!! Well, you had to be there.....

Keep your inside jokes out of here... HAHAH amirite, Steve?!
There should be an international hand signal for "Sorry, my bad" that you can use when driving. amirite?
@sarataba The middle finger

That's more like "sorry, your bad".

@dewdrop123 (Chauncy Pickles): That`s gross.

what the fuck is that thing you used as an apostrophe? It looks like it's about to attack your "s"

Before he learned he was a demigod, you wonder why Percy Jackson didn't realize something was up when he took showers and didn't get wet, amirite?
@Favvkes He does get wet. Proof: http://ctrlv.in/55026 I rest my case

Use some proof from the books, not the movies that are always wrong. For example, when found by a fishing boat, Percy used all of his willpower to keep himself wet when he boarded the boat so the fishermen wouldn't become suspicious. He stayed wet.

Aaaaaand I rest my case y smilie

It's not bad to have size A boobs, that just means your brain is bigger, amirite?
You don't mind if a guy has long hair, wears skinny jeans, and shops for DC's, but as soon as he puts on his flatbill hat and wears the brim to the sky, he becomes insta-douchebag, amirite?

I find you to be a douche bag. Just because someone dresses a certain way, doesn't make them out to be what you see them as.

DOESN'T MATTER! HAD SEX!