ThinkAboutElephants

About me.

What doesn't kill you makes you stranger. -Joker
I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity. -Edgar Allan Poe
Art speaks where words fail. -Unknown
-This is not my vessel. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce and huge-ish and gone. Why is it gone? -Captain Jack Sparrow
-Everything in this room is eatable, even I am eatable, but that my dear children is called cannabalism, and frowned upon in most societies. -Willy Wonka

-I have an unhealthy obsession for guys with curly hair. Honestly it's sort of creepy.
-I'm a twin. Not all its cracked up to be.
-I would love to have my life be like a bad romantic comedy, because my current life is really boring and depressing.
-I have a crush on one of my best friends.
-I don't use facebook.
-My best friends are an asain and a ginger.
-I don't need braces.
-I would marry Johnny Depp if he ever asked, even though he's my mother's age.
-I love music and will listen to most any genre, but there are a few songs that make me want to bomb the radio station. ex: Anything Ke$ha
-I'm an artist
-Silence scares me
-When I was in about 2nd grade and I saw HP and the Chamber of Secrets for the first time, I was petrifiesd of the bathroom. I somehow got it into my head that if I flushed the toilet Tom Riddle would come out of the pipes and kill me. :/
-My family tree:
One uncle is in the mafia. Don't know where he is exactly though, he stole 10 million and is on the run. Yeah, he only has one leg.
My other uncle is a milk man.
My aunt puts makeup on dead people...
My grandpa was murdered by my first uncle. There was no evidence, so he wasn't convicted.
*My cousin is one of those uber conservative Christian. She wears jean skirts, can't cut her hair, can't wear makeup, can't listen to any music besides religious music, can't watch TV, lives on a farm, and is home schooled. Yeah.

-A dream can grow to define or destroy you. -Dom Cobb
-We should enslave the French and then bomb those who fight us. -My friend
-Don't buy a chandelier if you ain't got a ceiling. -Willard (Footloose Musical)
-Bitches tryin' ta ruin my life. -AVPM
-Snooki want smush, smush. -South Park
-Well, yes mate. See, I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid. -Jack Sparrow