:/ <<< This is my response to the comments thus far.
Yes, I am having a stroke.
Sorry, I can only understand English and a small amount of Mandarin.
That would be... stop, drop and glub glub glub in agony.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.
(Your+name+(optional)): Funny prank: Write a hilarious post and have someone read it. While they sit there, choking on their laughter, you beat them to death with a crowbar.
We've got to go back! Hand me the time turner! Excellent, now, by my calculations, if we're to go back to 1937, when tom turned 11, from the present time, 1980, with one hour's time reversal for each turn, we shall need to turn this timeturner a total of 464,280 times! Let's go!
One........Two........Three.........Four.........Five.......Six..........Seve- Oh, fuck it! Let's just hope some prophesied chosen one comes along and takes him out or something.
Everyone has the right to oppose anything, just as others have the right to tell them they're fucktards for doing so.
Some one could come on here and have the right to say that they support slavery or something, if they really wished to.
But, with rights come responsibilities. Disliking homosexuals doesn't come under "religious freedom" any more than any other type of discrimination does. Accept that your stance is bigoted, and if you still want to stand by it, accept the consequences. If you started spouting shite about homosexuals being evil or a sin at work and got fired, the same if you got fired for spouting shite about coloured people being inferior, then don't hide under the "religious persecution" label.
You do have the right to oppose gay marriage, just as you have the right to say every non-Christian should be killed, or something equally retarded. And others have the right to laugh at your fucktarded-ness.
Let me just...OH SHIT
Love is like being an insect. You have sex, and then die.
why would a stork eat a baby. i mean that's not even cool to talk about man. watch what you say on this site, i'm highly offended.
i was once a baby. you know how i would feel if a stork ate me? i would be beyond mad, very sad, and partially digested.
spew some of your crude humor again and i might just have to SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE
Hold the phone. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. This guy asked for his own post to be POTD... AND ANTHONY LET IT HAPPEN?!?!
THE ANTHONY I KNOW AND LOVE, THE ANTHONY I PRAY TO BEFORE I GO TO BED, THE ANTHONY THAT I HAVE A HAND-MADE GOLD STATUE OF THAT I SACRIFICE MY PRIZED GOATS TO, DOES NOT DO THIS. THIS IS THE WORK OF YNOHTNA, THE OPPOSITE OF ANTHONY.