It would be hilarious if you were to bring a bolt to an amusement park, get on a rollercoaster, and, when the ride starts, hold up the bolt and say, "Wait...where did this come from?" amirite?

Bring a dead body.
"Wait, where did this come from?"

Girls, you may have your period, but you also get consecutive orgasms that don't make a mess, and the entire world doesn't have to know when you're horny. Count your blessings, amirite?

Who the fuck cares? Girls have periods, guys have boners. I'm sick of everyone arguing (especially girls) about how they have the shitty end of life. Both genders have crap to go through, and both need to stfu about it and deal with it like a big kid. That's life.

It's annoying how everyone is putting Amanda Todd on such a high pedestal and treating her like some kind of hero. It seems like people don't understand that she is the one that started all of this and could have dealt with it better than the way she did, amirite?

People are literally calling her a hero. It's so disgusting to me. It's true, nobody deserves to be bullied, but that's fucking life isn't it? You'll get bullied. If you don't want to get bullied, then grow the fuck up and get the fuck over it. She showed tits to some sick people, and they ruined her life. But, as some people have said, she wasn't willing to deal with the consequences. Not only that, I'm fairly sure she made it worse by the way she reacted to the bullying. She made a matures decision that she was so obviously not mature enough to deal with. Killing herself was selfish and poorly thought out. She is not 'brave' for what she did. Nor is she a 'hero'. Great fucking post OP. y smilie

It would be hilarious if you were to bring a bolt to an amusement park, get on a rollercoaster, and, when the ride starts, hold up the bolt and say, "Wait...where did this come from?" amirite?
Girls: there is some really random things about guys you find sexy. For example: I think a guy jumping a wall is sexy, amirite?
In the end, girls really just want one thing from guys, all of our hoodies, amirite?

I feel safer when cocooned in man-musk.

If you can't spell the word "relationship" correctly then you probably shouldn't be in one, amirite?

Soul Sucking Bitch.

I got it, right?

guys don't treat girls right. that's probably why the lesbian rates have gone higher, amirite?

Girls don't treat guys right. That's probably why they're all 'douchebags' to girls.

Send every single user a pumpkin. I demand it.

Seems like your sister is the problem here, not your sleeping arrangements. I say kill her.

There was a rumor at your elementary school that the hot dogs were rubber or that the school milk didn't come from cows, amirite?

In first grade,this kid named Matt told me that the cheese on those square pizzas, was actually old people skin. And, the bodies of the old people were kept under the stage, in the cafeteria. There were a whole bunch of little doors for storing costumes and chairs, so I totally believed that shit.

Fake blondes talk about being blonde more than natural blondes do, amirite?

The 'blonde moment' jokes are getting kind of old. I don't give a fuck if it's fake blonde or real blonde, if you act like a dumb cunt, that's just you being a dumb cunt.

someone should take a picture of their firstborn and use age progression software to find out what he will look like at age 16. then frame the picture and keep it up as a centerpiece in the house. when they are 16, and he realizes the picture is of himself, try to convince him hes a time traveler. amirite?

That seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through. Why don't you just go forward in time, and ask for a REAL picture of your 16-year-old son??

Laptops freak you out. Like, where's the wire to the Internet? What is this witchcraft, amirite?
You should never call a girl a 'cunt.' amirite?

But, it's my favorite word :(