The only word autocorrect consistently corrects correctly is the word autocorrect. amirite?

No, autocorrect correct hardcore port at 0:00 best

Eggs are actually dairy. amirite?

Legs are actually hairy.

People are always trying to breed spicier peppers, but never colder mint leaves, amirite?
@NeutralPheede Beans could deal wind damage

Not exactly the same thing, unless you eat farts. No judgment.

The Easter Bunny is proof that our western society is cool with holidays having an animal as its main mascot. Yet, we only have one of those. amirite?

Groundhog day

If you count the numbers between 0 and 1, you will never reach 1, amirite?

Count what? real numbers are uncountable and there are no integer to count between 0 and 1

The hummingbird is the smallest dinosaur. amirite?

They should use the hummingbird sounds as dinosaurs' voice

We're pieces of meat walking around on a floating rock pretending to have a purpose, amirite?

It's more like a falling rock

If you got braces as a kid it wasn't cuz you were a nerd. It's cuz your parents cared about your dental health. amirite?
When you put milk in your coffee, you're nerfing the coffee. But if you put coffee in the milk, you're buffing the milk, despite it being the same drink. amirite?
@mihneacuzino2 Nerfing?… That's a word? And it doesn't have to do with foam rifles?

Iirc it does originate from foam nerf guns. Which are "nerfed" versions of real guns

You might have already taken the picture that is going to be used at your funeral, amirite?

I took a photo of my friend during a trip we took for her 30th birthday. We decided to walk around the city after spending most of the night dancing. The setting and the lighting was perfect, and she looked so pretty. Little did I know this would be the last photo taken of her before finding out she had cancer just days later, and the one used at her funeral. I look back and am so happy that we made the most of that trip. She continued to make the most of every day, until her final day.

Most people think Cruella de Vil is evil for wanting to kill dogs for their fur, but do the exact same thing whenever they buy leather, amirite?
Storm from X men would save more lives if she just stuck to improving agriculture. amirite?

Well she had powers not brains I guess

There's no blue food. amirite?

SweeTarts over here like "WTF"

samurai jack would beat guts in a 1v1, amirite?
@Huemaninstrument Aku was a demon God actually

I stand corrected. Makes this even more unfair for the other guy.

If humans do ever get supercomputer brain implants, quiz gameshows will be a thing of the past, amirite?

The whole education system will be thrown away.