If there was nothing before life, there's probably nothing after it. amirite?
We notice all the car doors that were replaced with the wrong color but we don't notice the ones replaced with the correct color. amirite?

Car doors don't get "replaced with the correct color." The ones you don't notice have been painted to match the (current) color of the car.

You can probably tell if someone had a good or bad childhood by whether or not they like surprises, amirite?

my experience with surprises are mainly bad, not just childhood, but even now.. I almost never receive a pleasant surprise... so might be true

Using a black-belt when you're actually a white-belt gives you an advantage before a fight. So does wearing a white-belt when you're actually a black-belt during the fight. amirite?

"All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near."

-Sun tzu, The Art of War

Animations are worse than real movies. amirite?

I feel the opposite. An animated movie can get away with a lot more. Real people can really cause a scene to look "cringeworthy" if not well executed.

If you were forced into a room full of every single fart you have ever produced, you would most likely enjoy the smell. amirite?
It's safer to be an airport Uber driver since your passengers went thru TSA before getting in, amirite?
@Tanmoykayesen With their assorted liquids and nail clippers

Or kicked off the flight for starting a fight. If you have the balls to start a fight on an airplane or definitely fighting in an Uber

Bran flakes exist to normalize eating a bowl of raisins and milk, amirite?
There is a person out there with an exact net worth of $999,999 without that one dollar to make them a millionaire. amirite?

They'll have it in 60 seconds from interest. *Ok, it would take an hour at 1% interest. I forgot to fact check myself.

Mankind will become extinct not from lack of food or water but lack of empathy. amirite?
Many will succumb to the belief that our daily lives are meaningless, but will still look to unpack the meaning of our dreams. amirite?
@Boknows12 I've been sober for 12 years, from everything

Congrats! :] That's very admirable. I know how hard it can be to break those habbits. Wild that your dreams haven't returned, I was dreaming like crazy after a month or two.

the only problems math has ever solved are the problems math has created, amirite?

The problems are already there, math helps understand them.

It would actually be good for the world if a lot of humanity were to die off. amirite?

Thanks, Hitler!

Because of listening to music out of earbuds and headphones on our phones, we do not know what songs the people we live with like to play on repeat. amirite?
@freq432 Sometimes things grow on you. I used to roll my eyes at my parents' music, but now it makes me feel nostalgic.

Yeah if she plays one or two songs, i don't mind, but if it's the same three songs in the loop for 5 hours straight, I just want to plug my wifi of its life support.

When listening to foreign music, vocals are more like instrumentals because you can't understand them and treat them more for musicality than lyrics, amirite?
@freq432 This is pretty much applicable to all music, or do people really listen to the lyrics? I feel like most of the time...

Glad im not the only one who can listen to a song in my native language and not understand a single word cuz I'm so focused on the music.