If there was nothing before life, there's probably nothing after it. amirite?
You can probably tell if someone had a good or bad childhood by whether or not they like surprises, amirite?

my experience with surprises are mainly bad, not just childhood, but even now.. I almost never receive a pleasant surprise... so might be true

Using a black-belt when you're actually a white-belt gives you an advantage before a fight. So does wearing a white-belt when you're actually a black-belt during the fight. amirite?

"All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near."

-Sun tzu, The Art of War

Bran flakes exist to normalize eating a bowl of raisins and milk, amirite?
When listening to foreign music, vocals are more like instrumentals because you can't understand them and treat them more for musicality than lyrics, amirite?
@freq432 This is pretty much applicable to all music, or do people really listen to the lyrics? I feel like most of the time...

Glad im not the only one who can listen to a song in my native language and not understand a single word cuz I'm so focused on the music.

Alarms could wake us using our other senses. Such as a release of a strong smell or something that clips on and gives us a jab. amirite?

That's just a pet cat

If we ever colonize on other planets and Earth is destroyed, there will be inevitably be "No-Earther" conspiracy theorists within a decade. amirite?
@Cheytuflya That game was free until yesterday I think on epic games (pc). Them having free games regularly is literally the...

same, I've never bought anything on epic yet I have a huge catalog of games from years of collecting their free games.

Most people think Cruella de Vil is evil for wanting to kill dogs for their fur, but do the exact same thing whenever they buy leather, amirite?
Bribing for an advantage is technically trading. amirite?

Murder is technically killing

Barn Owls were probably thrilled when we finally invented barns. amirite?
If they had included any sport from "Takeshi's Castle" in the Tokio Olympics, it would have gone to another level. amirite?

It's Tokyo, you cashew.

Emergency hotdog that reheats when you crack it like a glow stick. amirite?

"I'd like an Emergency Hotdog with an Unexpected Lemonade and a side of Windfall Fries," said no one, ever.

The universe and it's components were born by disorder, and live by following the path of least resistance. amirite?

That's no way to live. Order from disorder requires steel determination. It's not for the faint of heart.

Guns are rendered backwards in FPS games. amirite?
Plastic surgeons are skin tailors, amirite?

Good evening, Clarice