-21It really bugs me that the Seth Myers theme kinda sounds like the german national anthem but also not and it gets stuck in my head because of that. More
Stop trying to make conservatism hip...It's not happening. More
0% BUT JANET!!! Get down to the grooves of The TEEEEA PARRTTYYY ACROSS THE LAAYANNNDDDD 17% But Janet!! Abstinence is RADICAL!! 0% BUT JANET!! Wearing suits and ties and acting fake to get ahead is sooo rebellious! 17% But Janet!!! Religious extremism is fun!! 0% But JANNNNNEEEYYYYTTTT!!! Staying the same forever and never trying new things is exciting!! 50% Ok fine 17% Other
-7If you value money over Lives you are a sociopath. Sorry sicko, you earned it buddy! More
Who's cooler? Tomboys or TOMBOYS!! or girly girls (Boo) More
IF you had a psycho stalking you on all your social media and constantly attacking everything you do what would you do? More
+12"Real patriot" says I LOVE America....except gays, feminists, protesters, people who disagree with me, vegans, mexican immigrants, refugees, the rights of natives to keep their land, the national parks, the environment, the clean air, the aesthetic beauty, it's reporters, it's movies, minorities, transgender Americans, non-christian americans, and the entire state of California. So what do you like? "Real" Patriot answers: Vladimir Putin and the Confederacy!