You wonder how "XOXO" came to represent hugs and kisses, amirite?
The only "B" word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful. amirite?
What's greater then god? Nothing. Well is that pencil better then nothing? I guess. So if that pencil is better then nothing, and nothing is greater then god, then that pencil is better then god, amirite?

Using your logic, this post is stupid, stupid is drugs. So this post must be fuck you

There is now a baby named "Facebook." That's just sad, amirite?
I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?
@987538

Hold the phone. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. This guy asked for his own post to be POTD... AND ANTHONY LET IT HAPPEN?!?!

THE ANTHONY I KNOW AND LOVE, THE ANTHONY I PRAY TO BEFORE I GO TO BED, THE ANTHONY THAT I HAVE A HAND-MADE GOLD STATUE OF THAT I SACRIFICE MY PRIZED GOATS TO, DOES NOT DO THIS. THIS IS THE WORK OF YNOHTNA, THE OPPOSITE OF ANTHONY.

It would be really funny if the GPS changed voices depending on what part of town you are in. YOOO Man, Yawll enturrin da ghetto! teerrrn leffft and' hit up tha likor store beeotch! Nah Nah Nah Nah Yawll misst da teeern. You are reallly dumm. Fur reel. amirite?
@Lkun What would happen if you drove through chinatown?

Turn left in 5 mile. Nonono, make different turn! I bet you get B in school.

The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?

"I don't think my father, the inventor of toaster strudels, would be too pleased to hear about this."

Smart People: Even if a post is obviously not addressed to you, you still read the rest of it. amirite?
If you were sent back in time a day before the twin towers fell, you would have no idea what to do to stop it, amirite?

-Shoot everyone in the airport to cancel all flights.
-Steal plane fuel.
-Add banner to the towers that says "NOT world trade center".
-Wipe peanut butter on the plane, so the pilots woul be like "Shit. I can't fly because there's peanut butter on my plane!"
-All of the above

If you're ever intimidated by someone, don't imagine them in their underwear, imagine them running with a back-pack on, amirite?
@ what if I adjust the straps so it's not flopping everywhere?

We don't care what you do with your lesbian partner.

You should put all your single socks on match.com, amirite?
Some people use the argument, "If someone is old enough to serve our country, they should be able to drink a beer," to show they are in favor of lowering the drinking age. What should happen is, people under the age of 21 who are/have been in the army should be able to legally consume alcohol. Everyone else can wait until they're 21, amirite?
@1533119

bullets aren't usually good for peoples brain cells either

It would be horrible to be a pregnant woman at planned parenthood and lock your keys in your car, because it would be awkward to go inside and ask for a hanger, amirite?

Sometimes, I lay in my neighbors yard pretending I'm a carrot.