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Medusa's hair is snakes, so her pubes must be too. Slither IN on command. amirite?

How do you know she doesn't keep herself trimmed? What's your source?

Microscopes are not microscopic in size, amirite?

Exactly, they give you scope to the microscopic level

Betty White is the female Keanu Reeves. amirite?

Betty White is the female Keith Richards

Urinals are unnecessary in waterparks, amirite?

Found the pool pisser.

Passengers napping while you're driving is a huge compliment. Like, they trust you enough to believe that they can sleep and will wake up alive later, as you're maneuvering a fast hunk of steel amongst other fast hunks of steel. amirite?

Compared to waking up dead. Cuz that would suck

You can't move your penis without blinking your butthole, amirite?

The numer of people blinking their butthole has increased dramatically on this day

If we build houses underwater we don't have to worry about ocean levels rising, amirite?
If we build houses underwater we don't have to worry about ocean levels rising, amirite?
100% sounds more higher percentage than saying 1000% or 1000000000%, amirite?

When you go from reasonable to a liar you become a bit less believable real quick.

Anything can be soup if you add water. amirite?

So, basically, "soup" is a synonym of "wet" ?

- Caution : Floor is slippery when soup -

One of the sneakily expensive parts of being an adult is building your own spice collection. amirite?
@Jordantom16 Thank you, I only basically have Black pepper, basil, and paprika. Meaning I only have one out of 12 of those

oh yeah, basil is great but it's one i only ever use fresh. i'm sure dried has its uses but fresh basil is worth it, such a clean fresh taste. i didn't include pepper because by default black pepper and salt are a must in every kitchen.

You don't have the same fingernails as you did at birth, amirite?

I keep my nails in a glass jar, so you are mistaken! Right next to my teeth, hair, various vials of puss, bigger scaps. I keep a particular big lump of sunburn skin in a roll.. You never know what medical science can do with it in two years or so. Else I might just create a real replica of myself for my kids, once the big stuff start falling of. I just started dabbling in meat-glue..

Also, our cells - except braincells - are replaced on average each 7 years. So not much is as it was at birth.

There is a kid out there known for getting Harambe killed. amirite?

Don't you dare. Leave that person alone. They are innocent. Just like Harambe.

Betty White was on a show about being old 35 years ago, amirite?

Angela Lansbury has been playing old ladies for longer than I've been alive.

Tide pod anal beads for cleaning your asshole, amirite?

Millennials would eat them...............used.