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Number of people older than you never increases. amirite?
if the odds of there being an armed maniac are high for any given location. then the odds of there being two armed mainiacs are stupendously high. Always carry a gun. It's safer. amirite?

Hmm sounds like texas but aight

If the lesson of "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" is to be followed, it will basically leave all the oppressed ones powerless and give even more advantage to oppressors! amirite?

That's the aim of sharia laws

Humans are the only dominant species that bitch about their existence. They're also the first dominant species capable of bitching about their existence. amirite?

Idk my cat bitches all the time

If you're a hot girl you can drive the ugliest car in the world and no guy bats an eye but a hot guy driving a POS is a failure. amirite?

Your definition of failure is different than mine.

Life's a bitch and then you eat soggy bread that was meant for the ducks but you just can't help yourself, can you, amirite?

i think OPs a duck

Venn chose like the most inconvenient shape for a diagram. amirite?

Wdym, what's wrong with its shape? How could it have been better.

You will probably suffer less severe pain in your lifetime than kings did in ancient times. amirite?

Especially the french kind

The results of a pregnancy test, "positive" or "negative", are either aligned PERFECTLY or PERFECTLY OPPOSITE the reaction of the tester, depending on the desired outcome. amirite?

My brains hurts

The scariest thing to see when camping alone at night isn't a bear, it's a human, amirite?
@Boknows12 Not when you are carrying a small pistol

That makes the bear less scary but not the human. A gun gives you the advantage over a bear, but not necessarily the advantage over a human

The scariest thing to see when camping alone at night isn't a bear, it's a human, amirite?
Erasers are slowly dying because of our mistake, amirite?

Eraser are related to candles in sacrificing themselves for humanity

Life is suffering the conscious, Death is living the Unconscious. amirite?

How do you kill that which has no life

Basically everything you've done has been done better by someone else, amirite?

And there's a lot of people who are worse than you at everything.

The first few pregnant people had no idea when they would give birth. amirite?

This is very interesting