tonywonderslostnut

Futa females are trans born male, amirite?

What gave it away? Was it the penis?

We consider hairless animals ugly and unappealing, but then again tell yourself your reaction while you browse the internet during private time. amirite?

Are you saying your search isn't "big bush babes"?

Knowing the difference between stalagmites and stalactites is a lot less important in adulthood than elementary school made it seem, amirite?

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

If everyone suddenly followed every law, it would probably lead to an economic collapse. amirite?

Not only economic. Many things rely on illegal work.

our pets probably think we are their pets since we give them their survival needs like food, amirite?
Socks on is the silent no homo, amirite?
Sleeping is a thing that most people love to do, despite nobody being able to remember the actual act of sleeping. amirite?
@can you feel your tongue in your mouth

Yes.
Can you feel your spinal column in your backbone?

Sleeping is a thing that most people love to do, despite nobody being able to remember the actual act of sleeping. amirite?
a big turtle shell could keep us all in a protective dome forever, amirite?

Pretty sure this is the plot to The Simpson's Movie.

Socks on is the silent no homo, amirite?
It's interesting pussy is associated with weakness and balls with strength but in reality it is the other way around. amirite?
One day you'll be exactly halfway through your life without ever realizing it, amirite?
Strawberries don't taste as tasty as they look, amirite?

Id disagree with that

Prediction: as many people won't be able to get a haircut for a while, long hairstyles are going to become fashionable again. amirite?

Or buzz cuts (like I've adopted.)

Getting your spouse to cut your hair (when you're already wearing it very short as you've lost more than you've retained) is easiest if you just bite the bullet.

I took a couple of "after" photos to share with my brother (who's lost almost all of his hair.) I had to explain what was out of the ordinary as he didn't see any difference in my appearance.

Whatever. Now I care even less.

April is going to make March look good. amirite?