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Futa females are trans born male, amirite?

What gave it away? Was it the penis?

Something becomes culturally significant only when it is no longer culturally relevant. amirite?
@Thatoneduderyan So automobiles aren't "culturally significant" in the US? Smart phones aren't? Yeah, this claim really doesn't...

I think you're conflating "culturally significant" with "significant" (i.e. important). Cars are certainly significant, but they don't define the culture as such until they're out of fashion. For example, consider the style of cars and how they've changed. In the 50s, tail fins were all the rage, but no one was like "this is going to be a defining feature of our decade". Same goes for the mechanics of cars: if you think about hand-cranking the engine, you immediately think of the early 20th century. But you don't think twice about how you start your car today because that's just part of your everyday life. When no one uses a key in the ignition to start their car anymore, people will look back on the late 20th century/early 21st century and think "oh, what a time that was". That's when it gains cultural significance.

We consider hairless animals ugly and unappealing, but then again tell yourself your reaction while you browse the internet during private time. amirite?

Are you saying your search isn't "big bush babes"?

Trading card packs were the first loot boxes. amirite?
@teknogreek That would be the lottery actually.

Or those scratch coupon things. Way before trading cards

Baby Shark has more views than there are people on Earth, and it targets a demographic that can't chose what it watches. amirite?
@Kasie Thank you! I can still hear the cries of "Baby Shawk!!" R's were difficult for a bit.

Baby laaaawk in this houshold.
My two year old even names the colours bij the name of the shark. So a blue cup is a daddy shark cup, he wants a pink sweet: mommy shark sweet. We're now trying to reteach him the colours :-D

Knowing the difference between stalagmites and stalactites is a lot less important in adulthood than elementary school made it seem, amirite?

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

If birds and flying bugs didn't exist we would never invent flying. amirite?

There aren't any animals that go to Space, but we still tried to get there. I don't think the human race limits possibilities to other creatures..

People are not fully aware that movies are fiction because they quote the characters instead of the author, amirite?

To be fair people associate characters with actors who portray them, and how "quotable" a line is is often attributable to how well it was delivered by the actor.

If everyone suddenly followed every law, it would probably lead to an economic collapse. amirite?

Not only economic. Many things rely on illegal work.

our pets probably think we are their pets since we give them their survival needs like food, amirite?
There is someone in the world that is smarter, better looking, and generally just better than you in every way. amirite?

It's me. I'm also more humble.

Hackers will pose as a threat if teleportation is invented, amirite?
@404ChompyNotFound It's not gonna be the real you coming out on the other side anyway 🤷‍♂️

Depends on the type of teleporter we're talking about. If we're talking atomic reconstruction type teleporters then no, it's not going to be you. If we're talking about a type of teleporter that transports you to a different location via folding space or wormholes then it would be.

Men in fights don't hit each others balls, because the will feel it themselves... amirite?

Not true, they don't do it in most fights because most fights are really performative, proving a point one way or another. If you're really in damger, anyone with half a brain will go right for the crotch.

Dreams are glimpses into our after-life. With a mixture of good and bad so we can work through our life's work. amirite?

Apparently, I'm either the next Don Bradman or a complete psycho serial killer with next level ninja powers in the afterlife.

The main reason to have babies is to impose one's will on the world through the efficient art of delegation. amirite?

To bad you can't tell kids what to do, nowadays, they're delegating their parents.