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Futa females are trans born male, amirite?

What gave it away? Was it the penis?

We consider hairless animals ugly and unappealing, but then again tell yourself your reaction while you browse the internet during private time. amirite?

Are you saying your search isn't "big bush babes"?

Knowing the difference between stalagmites and stalactites is a lot less important in adulthood than elementary school made it seem, amirite?

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

If everyone suddenly followed every law, it would probably lead to an economic collapse. amirite?

Not only economic. Many things rely on illegal work.

our pets probably think we are their pets since we give them their survival needs like food, amirite?
There is someone in the world that is smarter, better looking, and generally just better than you in every way. amirite?

It's me. I'm also more humble.

Dreams are glimpses into our after-life. With a mixture of good and bad so we can work through our life's work. amirite?

Apparently, I'm either the next Don Bradman or a complete psycho serial killer with next level ninja powers in the afterlife.

The main reason to have babies is to impose one's will on the world through the efficient art of delegation. amirite?

To bad you can't tell kids what to do, nowadays, they're delegating their parents.

It's more acceptable to be fat when it's cold out. amirite?
Socks on is the silent no homo, amirite?
From an evolutionary perspective, condoms make sex pointless, amirite?
Sleeping is a thing that most people love to do, despite nobody being able to remember the actual act of sleeping. amirite?
@can you feel your tongue in your mouth

Yes.
Can you feel your spinal column in your backbone?

Sleeping is a thing that most people love to do, despite nobody being able to remember the actual act of sleeping. amirite?
On the final Biblical Judgement day it is very likely that half of us with show up in our pajamas or Naked, amirite?
@Mytokhondria Not yours lol.

Here. Here's what I say to those that disagree. What does it cost you if I am wrong? Nothing. So please... leave me be.

if you're not sleeping you are awkae, amirite?

I read that in Cardi B's voice. AWKAAAAEE.