+435Screw the science fair volcanoes, someone should make a penis mould and pour vinegar and baking soda into THAT, amirite?
+1,374Facebook group: "....Jason Derulo taught us how to spell S-O-L-O, Spongebob taught us how to spell F-U-N.." Dude, if you can't spell 'solo' or 'fun', you probably need to get off Facebook and go to school, amirite?
+626If all gay people are going to hell, there's going to be one hell of a party down there. amirite?
+621Downloading: 6 hours remaining 2 minutes later... 2 hours remaining 30 seconds later... 8 hours remaining You: Omg..make up your damn mind. amirite?
+339sometimes you wake up from what you think is a weird dream; then you realize you actually did kill that hooker, amirite?
+804If we really are what we eat, we should be most concerned about the guy who stays human. amirite?
+2,377It takes 22 muscles to smile and 37 muscles to frown. That means I'm working out harder than you, Mr. Fucking Happy. amirite?
+259How come only the shortbuses have seatbelts. I mean, the kids riding them are already wearing helmets anyway, amirite?
+2,065The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. amirite?
+269BBC News: Woman thrown off X-Factor for being mentally unstable. That's like throwing a contestant off University Challenge for being a virgin. amirite?
+486What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo, amirite?
+1,176The best part of being anonymous: no one knows you did it. The worse part of being anonymous: no one knows you did it. amirite?
+898Welcome to America, the only place where you can find a woman with a leash on her child, yet she is carrying around her puppy in a stroller. Where a bank keeps two doors open, yet they chain the pens to the desk. Where white people call each other niggers. amirite?