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Let's try to keep this post at an exact balance at 3000, amirite?
Go to the comments section of this post, right click and paste. Show us the last thing you copied. This will be fun, amirite?
Sometimes you click "Yeah You Are" or "No Way" just to make the total an even number like 100. It makes you feel like Monk, amirite?
@Omg I love the show monk. Except when I don't!

Dear Sheabutter,
You should not be on amirite. You should be in the kitchen cooking bacon and trying not to burn yourself with the grease.
Sincerely,
Dawggyboy16

When you eat a cookie, you eat the outside first then the middle, just because it's more moist, amirite?
It's funny that TLC stands for "The Learning Channel" but all it is is shows about big families, baking cakes, and midgets, amirite?
@JenanasaurusRex I coulda swore it meant tender loving care...

i looked it up before i posted. if you go to learningchannel.com it brings you to the tlc website

If you turned into a chameleon, you would use your amazing new chameleon powers to camouflage yourself on your friend's keyboard. Then, when s/he starts typing on you, you leap up and shout "HUZZAH!!!!" Amirite?
You're not fat, you're just a well-rounded person, amirite?

you make me el oh el

In movies, and even real life, why do people run directly away from a person with a gun? It's not like you can outrun a bullet, amirite?
When someone gets offended after being called gay, then they are homophobic because they think that being gay is something to get offended about, amirite?
Sometimes all you want is to be able to fast-forward to 12:00 AM on July 15, 2011, amirite?
It's funny that TLC stands for "The Learning Channel" but all it is is shows about big families, baking cakes, and midgets, amirite?
@but in a way, you are learning. You're learning about other peoples lives

But if they weren't on TV their lives would probably be completely different so it isn't really showing us how those types of families live

Sometimes all you want is to be able to fast-forward to 12:00 AM on July 15, 2011, amirite?
@johnsontabitha I'm just not into that sort of fantasy world and Harry is ugly anyway.. Why would u wanna watch a whole bunch of...

1. hollywood is too material to make a movie with fat ugly chicks so i would never have the chance to watch one
2. harry potter does not have fat ugly chicks in it
3. you sound extremely shallow right now

Sometimes all you want is to be able to fast-forward to 12:00 AM on July 15, 2011, amirite?
You never realized Goofy has one eye with two pupils, amirite?
It's sad that nowadays, if someone says "may I court you?" then you'd probably laugh, thinking it's a joke. What happened to chivalry, am I right?

so it isn't chivalrous to ask someone to date you if you don't say "court" instead of "date"?