I'm voting for Regina George because she got hit by a bus.
That awkward moment when Justin Bieber gets asked by Rebecca Black to do a duet, and he has to say never.
Rape jokes aren't funny unless they are forced on you.
Lawl! Like, I toootally respect heterosexuals and all, it's just they need to keep their heterosexuality to themSELVES. Also, again, I TOOOTALLY respect it, it's just well (lawl!) I don't think you straights should have have the right to marry either. My religion dictates it, and if you disagree then gersh, stop religiously persecuting me already! ALRIGHTBYELOL xoxo
That happens to me all the time. I'll grab a fat person by the hair and strangle her upside down over a bowl of pasta and shake her violently, only to realize too late that she wasn't actually Prego.
You should NEVER give 100% in anything you do because then
The site is called "amirite" not "amicuringpolio."
"Hey Betty.. What's that word right there? Drive.. Therouh?"
"I don't know Mike, I think it's one of those fancy people words."
"Someone get a really big ladder! #stuckonmounteverest"
I can't believe you just came up with a politically correct way to be racist.
For every share or like, a clock will be forcefully taken away from an African.
Taylor Swift's acceptance speech...
Ahh! Twelve-year-old! KILL IT!!!