I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan. Somebody is going to be wrong. amirite?
This post is the doorway to Narnia. All you have to do is to press F13, amirite?
Girls and guys with acne can still be attractive, amirite?

Self esteem: +1

Blacks enslaved white people, too. Stop pretending that slavery was a one way street. amirite?
When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for. amirite?
Statistics show that 1 in every 3 people are physically unattractive. So, look to your right, then to your left. If they aren't ugly, then we know what surgeon you're visiting next, amirite?

Self esteem: -1

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
Marilyn Monroe was a size fourteen. And she was beautiful, amirite?
@Sgt_Fink She was fat as shit.

People like you are the reason teenage girls starve themselves.

there's a difference between vegetarian and vegan, amirite?
You already have an idea about what you want to name your future kids, amirite?
@TalkingLlamer Boy: Tristan, Alexis Girl: Edith, Caterina

Your boy names are basically girl names now, and Edith? That's cruel.

Mulan is the best Disney Princess. She joined the army, made everyone think she was a guy, made the captain think he was gay, totally defeated the Huns, and saved China. All Sleeping Beauty did was wake up, amirite?
@It's the Hans. Read a book.

(Chinese suffrage): It's the Huns dumbass.

The second letter of your name is a vowel. amirite?
The worst feeling in the world would be finding out that your friend just commited suicide, then coming home and seeing 5 missed calls from them, amirite?
It's annoying when you're texting someone and they send one saying "gtg, bye"... umm, pretty sure you're using a cellphone, you can take it anywhere you're going, amirite?

Maybe they are busy having a life.

You always wonder were actors get newborn children. Its not like you rent them, amirite?
@God Grammar nazi.

They're two completely different words...