Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
I can just see the headlines "Santa Claus and reindeers promotes Meth." Followed by a banning of the use of Santa Claus in the media and the congress voting Christmas a vegetable.
If the stranger needs somewhere to put their shit, tell them to TAKE THEIR CRAPS IN THE TOILET LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE!!
Does it really get that intense that you have to shit on the one night-stand instead of taking five steps to the bathroom?
And doesn't that big steamy pile of shit next to you really kill the mood?
This calls for a hotline!
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
"FUCK AMERICA!!! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE RED WHITE AND BLUE!!!"
"...Uh, what?"
It's really awkward when every POTD this year has had the word "awkward" in it.
No, here's how it would go:
Potential employer: "I see you have seven diamond achievements on Amirite."
Me: "Yes..."
Potential employer: "Excuse me while I take my clothes off."
I can just see the headlines "Santa Claus and reindeers promotes Meth." Followed by a banning of the use of Santa Claus in the media and the congress voting Christmas a vegetable.
http://ctrlv.in/53492 yes. yes he would.
If the stranger needs somewhere to put their shit, tell them to TAKE THEIR CRAPS IN THE TOILET LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE!!
Does it really get that intense that you have to shit on the one night-stand instead of taking five steps to the bathroom?
And doesn't that big steamy pile of shit next to you really kill the mood?
maybe not that, but a promise between friends means never having to give a reason
I thought this post was for smart people.
You could do the same with your Jailmate Jellies.
Rapist Ryan dropped the soap. Looks like Mike the Murderer's going to have a fun time!
You should NEVER give 100% in anything you do because then
And there you go, reminding us that there is a life outside of the technological world.
Douche.
I dont see how being a black belt would make it any less awkward.....
Nobody will bond with me... :'(
Na.