Do you have a song that describes you/your life? If so, comment it.

It may make you never want to touch those coins again.

Just because you smoke weed or party all the time doesnt mean your cool or bad ass; it simply means your stupid. Amirite?
It'd be nice if there were reverse robberies. Thump "Honey, what was that?" And then you go downstairs and find a guy in a ski mask halfway through installing a new flat screen TV, amirite?
It feels great when a post you made long ago and had forgotten about gets homepaged, amirite?
@tag Just kidding for the record, give this man his votes!

GODDAMIT. OKAY THIS IS HARD. SOMEONE HOMEPAGE THIS SHIT.

We tend to make life more complicated than necessary. There are simple solutions to our problems, but we make things complicated. Unsure if someone is mad at you? Ask if he/she is mad and if so, then talk about it. Not sure how someone is feeling? Ask him/her. Feeling upset about something someone said? Tell him/her why you feel upset instead of yelling and making more people upset. It's as simple as that, amirite?

That's what I always tell people! Whenever someone comes to me with a problem or asking "Is ___ mad at me?" I say "ask for yourself." everyone makes such a big deal out of such small issues

It's not right to judge someone or something by one characteristic. For example, you can't say that "the sun causes sunburns, so the earth would be far better off without the sun". That's why you shouldn't judge people by one characteristic, amirite?
It's frustrating that some things will always be close, but out of reach. Like when you try to lick your bellybutton, amirite?

Or licking your elbow...it's right there!

We should find out if we have Amirite? neighbors. Comment with a state. Comments on comments will be cities/towns. Subsequent comments will be districts, streets, etc. amirite?
It's amazing how one thought can lead to another thought which leads to another thought. Then a lot of thoughts later, you're thinking of something totally different than your original thought, amirite?

Then you try to remember what made you think of all these thoughts in the first place.

Teen Mom and all of the other shows about teen pregnancies are helping. I believe the teen pregnancy rate is dropping. Teens watching other teens give up so much in order to raise their child is a great form of birth control.

Unless they want to become famous for this act.

If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do?

What Spongebob and Patrick did when they had that can of invisible spray paint!

A boy who won't stand up for himself becomes a man who can't stand up to anything.
@notmuchnotmuch Did you let people walk all over you as a child?

No. People just didn't try to walk all over me. I don't demand respect, I command it. It's not that I feel a need to tell people off for doing/saying something to me, it's that they don't want to do/say that to me anyway. When someone does do something to me, I am secure enough in myself to not dictate my self worth by how other's view me. Which is exactly the kind of attitude that commands respect and doesn't get fucked with- the people who know it doesn't matter and letting it matter only feeds their want to do it to you. There's a big difference between a wimp who takes everyone's shit and someone who just doesn't care about everyone's shit.

Sometimes, you just gotta draw something, no matter how terrible you are at it, amirite?

I like how both of his arms are coming out of his right side.

It's kind of funny/weird how Ted Mosby tells his kids about all the things he and his friends did, from having sex to getting drunk and going to strip clubs, but then when it comes to the word "shit" he uses the word "stuff" instead when retelling the story to them, as if that's the most inappropriate thing he could tell them. Amirite?

He also uses "sandwiches" as a reference to smoking cannabis.