+136You love your six-pack so much that you went through all the trouble to protect it with a layer of fat, amirite?
+1,933A more fun way to play hangman is instead of stopping once they've hung someone, start hanging another person. So at the end, you'll be like, "You killed three people to spell the word 'fluffy.' Are you happy with yourself?" Amirite?
+51There's a normal kind of trust and then there's a cannibal giving you a blow job kind of trust, amirite?
+61Originality: Wearing a shower cap and carrying a bar of soap and towel around in the pouring rain instead of an umbrella. amirite?
+108You hate it when you draw your weapon, but you run out of the color you need, amirite?
+4When observing a stupid driver, not everyone is concerned for the passenger's life.