TristantheGreat

Amirite: the website where it's all made up and the points don't matter, amirite?
@LucindaJones Oh (cry2) ok

Looks like the tortoise finally lost a race.

Your Amirite posts are like your children: You make one, and if it is successful you're so proud and want the world to see; if it is a complete failure, you're ashamed and disappointed and would like to never be associated with it. But either way, you keep making more of them in hopes of making one that's better than those previous. amirite?

Oh god, please don't have kids D:

It doesn't make sense for Brian Griffin to be an Atheist because in earlier episodes God's existance has been proven in their world, amirite?

Also Peter's head has exploded a few times but he's still alive.
What an odd thing to make a post about.

People in horror movies find really bad hiding spots. "Oh no! The murderer is coming! Quick, he'll never check behind this door!" Amirite?

"I'll listen for him by pressing my ear onto this thing door... Oh crap! He stabbed my ear through the door! Who could have seen that coming?!"

You wish you were a regular on this site, amirite?

Eat more fiber?

Considering his last name you wonder how John Boehner made it through middle school, amirite?

I have a friend named Dick Cummings.

It is predicted in sixty years or so surgical techniques will replace the nervous system with computers and we would be able to transfer our consciousness onto microchips and live as cyborgs. Awesome, amirite?
@ilikefurrywolves4815 WHAT

"IT IS PREDICTED IN SIXTY YEARS OR SO SURGICAL TECHNIQUES WILL REPLACE THE NERVOUS SYSTEM WITH COMPUTERS AND WE WOULD BE ABLE TO TRANSFER OUR CONSCIOUSNESS ONTO MICROCHIPS AND LIVE AS CYBORGS. AWESOME, AMIRITE?"

It is predicted in sixty years or so surgical techniques will replace the nervous system with computers and we would be able to transfer our consciousness onto microchips and live as cyborgs. Awesome, amirite?
Technically, if you don't want to do something, you don't have to. The only thing we actually have to do in life is die, amirite?

Challenge Accepted.

Even if you're straight, there's always that one person of the same gender you wouldn't mind having a non-sexual relationship with, amirite?

Like... friendship?

Any single, childless, 29 year old unemployed guy who lives with his parent(s) and doesn't pay rent is a loser, amirite?
@YeahIAm Or if he's a girl.

If HE is a girl, I think he has bigger issues to worry abouy.

What with all the reasons for not believing in Santa Claus, it's kind of incredible you believed in him as long as you did, amirite?

Metaphor for religion?

America is indeed influenced by Christianity. Gays cannot marry in most places because it is a sin against God. Abortion is morally wrong because it is murder. But opening the doors to our country unquestioningly and without hesitation to help the tired, hungry, and poor, (you know, showing mercy and compassion) even when it conflicts with our own interests, is still re-goddamn-diculous, amirite?

Re-didly-iculous. It's more Christian.

Christians: It's annoying when people say "how can a loving God send people to hell" and fail to recognize that God has many other attributes. amirite?
Girls: sometimes instead of eating something like a brownie or a cookie all at once, you will eat pieces of it through out the day because that way you feel less guilty. amirite?

Why would eating a cookie make you feel guilty? Did you steal it? Go give the owner their cookie back and apologize.