Looks like the tortoise finally lost a race.
I prefer sp
I hope to see comments from people who didn't read to the end.
So he would be cool if he had a kid?
Also Peter's head has exploded a few times but he's still alive.
What an odd thing to make a post about.
If HE is a girl, I think he has bigger issues to worry abouy.
Why would eating a cookie make you feel guilty? Did you steal it? Go give the owner their cookie back and apologize.
Oh god, please don't have kids D:
Well, consider God's track record. A genocide (plus almost every animal), couple of cities, miscellaneous murders here and there. Seems like you'd rather be polite to that type of guy.
Eat more fiber?
Or if he has a kid.
"Nah, look at those knots in her bark; total slut."
I have never seen anyone say that ever.
I always identified with that crazy, cannabalistic guy they mentioned.
The Force is into freaky shit, bro.