TristantheGreat

Amirite: the website where it's all made up and the points don't matter, amirite?
@LucindaJones Oh (cry2) ok

Looks like the tortoise finally lost a race.

Sarc: Your second favorite kind of asm. Amirite?
Not to be a bigot, but it's insufferable when you open up a bucket of KFC or slice a watermelon and there's practically a wave of black thieves running off with every crumb they can get a hold of. Just the sight of them is enough to make you lose your appetite. You spill a drop of Kool-Aid, and they swarm it worse than flies! It makes you wanna kill them on sight. Seriously, summer would be so much better without ants, amirite?

I hope to see comments from people who didn't read to the end.

Any single, childless, 29 year old unemployed guy who lives with his parent(s) and doesn't pay rent is a loser, amirite?

So he would be cool if he had a kid?

It doesn't make sense for Brian Griffin to be an Atheist because in earlier episodes God's existance has been proven in their world, amirite?

Also Peter's head has exploded a few times but he's still alive.
What an odd thing to make a post about.

Any single, childless, 29 year old unemployed guy who lives with his parent(s) and doesn't pay rent is a loser, amirite?
@YeahIAm Or if he's a girl.

If HE is a girl, I think he has bigger issues to worry abouy.

Girls: sometimes instead of eating something like a brownie or a cookie all at once, you will eat pieces of it through out the day because that way you feel less guilty. amirite?

Why would eating a cookie make you feel guilty? Did you steal it? Go give the owner their cookie back and apologize.

Your Amirite posts are like your children: You make one, and if it is successful you're so proud and want the world to see; if it is a complete failure, you're ashamed and disappointed and would like to never be associated with it. But either way, you keep making more of them in hopes of making one that's better than those previous. amirite?

Oh god, please don't have kids D:

It's annoying when you achieve something and someone religious says something like "You should thank God." Fuck that. You worked your ass off to achieve it, why should God get the credit. It's not like, if you failed they'd say "You should really blame God.", amirite?

Well, consider God's track record. A genocide (plus almost every animal), couple of cities, miscellaneous murders here and there. Seems like you'd rather be polite to that type of guy.

You wish you were a regular on this site, amirite?

Eat more fiber?

Any single, childless, 29 year old unemployed guy who lives with his parent(s) and doesn't pay rent is a loser, amirite?
Building a treehouse is killing a tree, and then making his friend hold up his dead body, amirite?
"I'm not like most amiriters." - Most amiriters, amirite?

I have never seen anyone say that ever.

After reading The Hunger Games, you thought if you were thrown into the hunger games, you'd be totally badass and smart like Katniss and Peeta. Then after a while you realized you'd probably die within the first few minutes, amirite?

I always identified with that crazy, cannabalistic guy they mentioned.

"The Force" is weird. How come a Jedi can detect a planet being destroyed light years away but can’t tell he is kissing his own sister? amirite?

The Force is into freaky shit, bro.