TristantheGreat

It must've been tough being a magician in the 15th century. "Is this your card?" "Burn him! Burn the witch!!", amirite?

"As you can see, I've just created the illusion of cutting my assistant in half."

"AHH! Burn them both! The witch and the unholy half-man!"

How did donkey from Shrek get the dragon pregnant, amirite?

Very carefully.

We live in a world where you make millions for ignorance but struggle if you're brilliant, amirite?

That's what negative Nancy's say when they think they're brilliant but don't have the motivation to DO SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR SHITTY LIFE.

If it's the first thing you do when you wake up, you do it all day long, you plan your day around doing it, it's the last thing you do before you go to sleep, and you're tired all the time from doing it, you're an addict, no matter what it is; you're addicted. amirite?

I guess I do have an eating problem... :/

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You didn't know until now that "Google" is an actual mathematical number ( 10 to the power of 100), amirite?

As opposed to a literary number?

It would be cool if there were diseases that were actually good for you, amirite?
Let's say one day you see a small shiny box in the ground. You pick it up, and it says iPhone on the back. You learn how to use it, and you are absolutely amazed! Will you really say "Look what nature created! Nature evolved this from cells millions of years old!" No. It obviously had a designer, thus also a creator. See how much more complex the human body is. There has to be a creator... amirite?
@Straight_Pride Who made the man?

I'm not even trying to get into the whole evolutionary arguement, I'm just picking at the analogy. If I found an iPhone in a box on the ground I wouldn't have a religious epiphany, I'd be wondering who on earth would drop that.

Let's say one day you see a small shiny box in the ground. You pick it up, and it says iPhone on the back. You learn how to use it, and you are absolutely amazed! Will you really say "Look what nature created! Nature evolved this from cells millions of years old!" No. It obviously had a designer, thus also a creator. See how much more complex the human body is. There has to be a creator... amirite?

I KNEW IT! Steve Jobs IS GOD!

Let's say one day you see a small shiny box in the ground. You pick it up, and it says iPhone on the back. You learn how to use it, and you are absolutely amazed! Will you really say "Look what nature created! Nature evolved this from cells millions of years old!" No. It obviously had a designer, thus also a creator. See how much more complex the human body is. There has to be a creator... amirite?
@Straight_Pride But you can't tell me that anything at all got there by any other means. And an explosion? That's so illogical!...

To any entity which has no unlimited life (that is, all known entities), explosions of any kind seem distructive. They are nothing more than changing from one state to another. No matter is lost in a normal explosion. It just converts to other things. Fire burns oxygen, we get CO2.

Anyway, that wasn't an explosion in normal terms. Matter and anti-matter collided, and some matter survived. Gravity and other energies are the forces keeping things together at the moment.

"billions of years? It goes against common sense and logic."

Okay, you stump me on this one. It has been proven that the Universe is billions of years old. If you refuse reason, you are not worth my time. I am open to discussion about religion, but not discussion with stubborn mules. LOGIC? You bring religion in and you talk about LOGIC? Jeez. Good night. You are not worth anything.

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When you see a bruised apple at the market, you give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?" amirite?

Sounds like Peter Griffin..unless it was and I missed this episode.

no, humans aren't better than animals, we are NOT more important then them. All animals are created equal, amirite?

"Dominant species".

no, humans aren't better than animals, we are NOT more important then them. All animals are created equal, amirite?

But some are more equal than others.

The reindeer don't want to do their job, they have been forced into sleighvery, amirite?
Xbox Gamertags: Proof why we aren't meant to name ourselves at birth. amirite?

My TF2 name is "the entire population of China" so that on the kill log it says "____ killed the entire population of China".

It's awkward when you're trying to figure out what to say when your bro actually tells a cool story.. amirite?