+38There are times when you want to write an awesome book under a pseudonym, so awesome that it gets picked for your class's English/literature book, then reveal to your teacher that you wrote it and all the deep meaning crap he/she's been spouting is dead wrong, amirite?
+21America, if you are so intent of getting ridding of the fat stereotype, making a law that pizza is a vegatable because it has a little bit of tomato paste is just not cutting it. amirite?
+1,405It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels. amirite?
+273Due to the constriction of the inferior alveolar nerve as it passes through the mandible foramen on its way to the tongue, there is only a limited combination of sounds that a human being can make. For example, it is physically impossible to pronounce the words “eye”, “laws”, “dug”, and “aim” in sequence. amirite?
+9Sometimes, during the day, you just decide you'll g-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! amirite?
+17"I hope you step on a Lego." You wouldn't wish that upon your worst enemy, amirite?
+47It's intriguing to think about what would happen if you fed Pop Rocks to a fish, amirite?
+11Rapist poetry: Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the car, amirite?
+54It sucks when you have a bad headache while at school. All you want is some aspirin, maybe some weed and a little alcohol. Then you remember you're at school so you have no idea where the hell you'd get an aspirin, amirite?
+160Girls drive me nuts all the time. Good thing my penis is the steering wheel, amirite?
+176Flash isn't a superhero, he's just a Kenyan who drank powerthirst, amirite?
+38Dogs can't operate the Magnetic Resonance Imaging machine (MRI), but catscan. amirite?
+10Asking "who would win in a fight between Batman and God?" is a stupid question. Obviously God would never get into a fight... with someone he can't beat, amirite?
+859Anyone who says onions are the only vegetable that can make you cry has never been hit in the face with a pumpkin, amirite?