+22If you have a dream in which someone stabs you, except it's not a dream but it happens in real life, then your dream is telling you that you need to go to a hospital. amirite?
+224You really don't need to ride my bumper when I'm already doing 25 mph over the speed limit. And please, show some courtesy and turn those flashing lights on the top of your car off.
+116People who are American that spell "flavor" with a "u" seem annoying to the Britsh. Seriously, come on. Be true to your flags colours, amirite?
+506If Hogwarts was a regular school, Trelawny would teach English because she'd always find symbols that don't actually mean anything, amirite?
+221Arrows are very one directional, and that's what makes them beautiful, amirite?
+189The lead singer of Creed says he won't endorse President Obama. Well that settles it, Obama will NOT win the 1998 presidential election. amirite?