+2,736Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?
+1,846It sucks when you walk into a room, and you can't remember what you went in there for, so then you leave, then a few minutes later you remember that you're a fireman, and a bunch of people just died, amirite?
+1,377Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me... unless the words are "Hit him with these sticks and stones.", amirite?
+1,193If you forget your lunch money, a good friend will lend you some, a best friend will also lend you some, because your best friend isn't an asshole, amirite?
+518Birthdays are weird, "Hey, the earth is in a similar position relative to the sun to the one it was when you were born, so I got you some socks.", amirite?
+1,649If fish ever go extinct then getting dumped is gonna be so very much worse. amirite?
+633You know it's nearly Christmas when you look at the calendar and today's date is close to the date of Christmas. amirite?
+671There's safety in numbers, except of course the number nine, who, as any five year old will tell you, was eaten by the number seven. amirite?
+687There are two types of people in this world, people who are extremely vague, and another one. amirite?
+537Your mind was blown when you realised that you'd just lost your first game of Russian Roulette. amirite?
+581"Rawr means "I love you" in dinosaur", actually no, it means "I'm an idiot" in society. amirite?
+553The joke "Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?" would be hilarious if you knew what solipsistic meant. amirite?
+520It turns out that when Jigsaw was selecting people to be in his traps, the selection process had nothing to do with their not valuing life, and it was exclusively because they never forwarded chain-mail, amirite?
+184People always think that other people care more than they actually do, like the other day a friend of mine wrote a story about his friend on a website that was intended exclusively for opinions, and he tried to make it look relevant by loosely disguising it as an example, even though no example was necessary, amirite?