starts cutting open a watermelon
"What? This thing is way overripe."
Haha. For some reason, it reminded me of
Cutest thing ever(:
I like my plants alive and photosynthesizing...
I HAD A DREAM... which I will not discuss.
I'm in a great mood man
I used to be just plain awful at The Sims 1 until I began using cheat codes. One time, I made a family of poindexters, the youngest child of which was named Kurt. Kurt, an annoying boy who constantly wore a birthday hat, got on my nerves to the point where I decided there was no other humane option than to kill him in the most gruesome way possible. First, I built a small swimming pool, locked him inside of it without a ladder, and left him there. He swam all night long, and when the school bus came the next day, Kurt miraculously overcame the boundaries and hopped right on out of the pool. After this failed attempt and my inability to slap Kurt in his birthday hat wearing, glasses covered face, I decided to lock him in a two square foot room with a plate of cookies and await his impending doom. Kurt stood there crying, passing out, and perpetually wetting himself for seven days, completely ignoring his plate of cookies. He then walked out unharmed.
I was kidding when I said it. I was tired and was thinking of turtles so I typed turtle instead of a docter and I just left it as it was.
Reminds me of this recipe I heard for cucumbers from a 17th centry cookbook.
It was something along the lines of "Prepare the cucumbers with the usual spices, then toss them away, as cucumbers are good for nothing."
I think your doing it wrong, the penis is still supposed to be there after the blow job.
Clinked. Clinked. Clinked.
Oh, sorry guiz, just walking around in mah suit of armor.
take it you guys have never heard of a little thing called captain jack sparrow?
( hello ) =
( un ) =
( angry ) =
( lolwut) =
( ono ) =
( goo ) =
( yum ) =
( frown ) =
( d ) =
( smirk ) =
( wary ) =
( no ) =
( hmm ) =
( hehe ) =
( cool ) =
( l ) =
( Y ) =
( n ) =
( love ) =
( cry2 ) = (cry2)
Oh, now I get why people always called me a "pussy" while growing up. They think I'm tough!
That's not entirely fair, Finnish is not the easiest language.