starts cutting open a watermelon
"What? This thing is way overripe."

It's so annoying when you go to the pond and see all these ducks practicing their teenage girl faces, amirite?

Haha. For some reason, it reminded me of YouTube video thumbnail

Cutest thing ever(:

Meat lovers: You really don't understand vegetarians, amirite?
the only way to get rid of racism is to STOP talking about it. amirite?
Sarc: Your second favorite kind of asm. Amirite?
In the sims, its fun to invite your neighbors over for a nice dinner then, as they are leaving, trap them in a box for a week or so. amirite?

I used to be just plain awful at The Sims 1 until I began using cheat codes. One time, I made a family of poindexters, the youngest child of which was named Kurt. Kurt, an annoying boy who constantly wore a birthday hat, got on my nerves to the point where I decided there was no other humane option than to kill him in the most gruesome way possible. First, I built a small swimming pool, locked him inside of it without a ladder, and left him there. He swam all night long, and when the school bus came the next day, Kurt miraculously overcame the boundaries and hopped right on out of the pool. After this failed attempt and my inability to slap Kurt in his birthday hat wearing, glasses covered face, I decided to lock him in a two square foot room with a plate of cookies and await his impending doom. Kurt stood there crying, passing out, and perpetually wetting himself for seven days, completely ignoring his plate of cookies. He then walked out unharmed.

If your last name was Pepper, you would do everything in your ability to become a turtle. amirite?

I was kidding when I said it. I was tired and was thinking of turtles so I typed turtle instead of a docter and I just left it as it was.

The best way to eat Skittles is to carefully separate them by color then sweep them all into the trash and eat a Reeses Peanut cup, amirite?

Reminds me of this recipe I heard for cucumbers from a 17th centry cookbook.

It was something along the lines of "Prepare the cucumbers with the usual spices, then toss them away, as cucumbers are good for nothing."

If abortion is murder then blow jobs are cannibalism, amirite?

I think your doing it wrong, the penis is still supposed to be there after the blow job.

Finding pornographic images of your teenage daughter is sufficiently awkward, but having your wife walk in on you as you masturbate to the pictures is even worse, amirite?
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Dreadlocks can be sexy, amirite?

take it you guys have never heard of a little thing called captain jack sparrow?

Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
@FlyingMintBunny How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

( hello ) = hello smilie
( un ) = un smilie
( angry ) = angry smilie
( lolwut) = lolwut smilie
( ono ) = ono smilie
( goo ) = goo smilie
( yum ) = yum smilie
( frown ) = frown smilie
( d ) = d smilie
( smirk ) = smirk smilie
( wary ) = wary smilie
( no ) = no smilie
( hmm ) = hmm smilie
( hehe ) = hehe smilie
( cool ) = cool smilie
( l ) = l smilie
( Y ) = y smilie
( n ) = n smilie
( love ) = love smilie
( cry2 ) = (cry2)

Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up- grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding, amirite?

Oh, now I get why people always called me a "pussy" while growing up. They think I'm tough!

its quite funny when someone is trying to act smart and finnish your sentences for you but they get it wrong. amirite?

That's not entirely fair, Finnish is not the easiest language.