+4,044According to parents, we're too young for love, too old for "fun," too mature to play dumb, and too immature for "grown up" conversations. No wonder teens are so rebellious; there's nothing else to do, amirite?
+1,984Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up- grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding, amirite?
+2,199The saying "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me," doesn't really work in Harry Potter, amirite?
+610"Riveting tale old chap" is the British way to say "Cool story bro", amirite?
+1,129If the bell doesn't release me; the bell shouldn't decided when I arrive, amirite?
+416The guy who yells "My leg!" from Spongebob is named Fred Rechid, and is actually a janitor and cameraman. He also has two sons named Tommy and Monroe, a wife named Sadie, and an ex wife named Mable Monica. You never expected him to have a name and a life, amirite?
+560There's no point in saying "no homo" because no one is going to think you're gay if you tell your friend you love them. I don't go to my little brother and say "I love you, no incest" or go to my grandfathers grave and say "I love you, no necrophilia", amirite?
+559If somebody throws skittles at you and yells "TASTE THE RAINBOW", you should throw a 2 liter bottle of Dr.Pepper and yell "TRUST ME I'M THE DOCTOR!" Amirite?
+660Welcome to Gryffindor. A Weasley has probably slept in your bed, amirite?
+464Never regret something that once made you smile because at one point it was exactly what you wanted. Amirite?
+1,152If you found out your whole life has been recorded and watched by millions of people you'd feel a little awkward, amirite?
+1,138You kinda wonder if Santa Claus changes clothes when he gets to the other side of the world or if he just freezes in shorts and a t-shirt/ burns up in a long shirt and pants, amirite?