+354When you think about it jerking off and being a mime are a lot alike. Both are just pretending to be in a box. amirite?
+367There is this very dangerous rodent called the Alot. It is so dangerous that whenever you see it, your IQ drops significantly. The only way to kill this very harmful creature is by separating the "A" and the "Lot" from its name, making "a lot". Hopefully you have learned your lesson, amirite?
+320Before Kate and William get married, we have to ask thousands of strangers what they think of the union before it’s legal. Oh wait, Kate and William are an opposite sex couple, disregard. Amirite?
+443Spiderman is just a teenage boy who went through some physical changes and started squirting sticky white goo all over the place, amirite?
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+2,118"Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one. Don't like abortions? Don't get one. Don't like drugs? Don't do them. Don't like sex? Don't have it. Don't like your rights taken away? Don't take away anyone else's." amirite?
+1,801Asking "Who is the woman?" or "Who is the man?" to a gay couple is like going to a Chinese restaurant and asking which chopstick is the fork, amirite?